Virgin Media traffic management

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:41 pm

Fuc$ing Hell - I've think I've killed Hoovie...

And now for a suitable period of mourning

Right that's enough... Let's PARTY...!!!!

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:54 pm

Should have looked in me car slugster it's got more gadgets than toysrus.

Sat nav, altimeter, compose, attitude gauge, air con, various driving positions, steering wheel adjustment, three levels of suspension, hard med and soft, rear passenger comfort control, quad speakers, DVD screen, ATS, 4 WD, Automatic gears, Turbo, overdrive on/off, turbo overrun device, reversing warning sound, front fog spots, state of the art immobilizer, and 4 wheels

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:56 pm

...

Sorry when I looked I couldn't see a Space Shuttle parked anywhere???

What the hell have you got LOL

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:01 pm

Shogun/Pejero imported.

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:05 pm

Nice toy..!

If yours was an import - did your survival flare get through customs?

My mate got exactly the same sort of motor about 8 years back and we looked in the passenger footwell and there was a flare looking back at us.

Not a wave it about one, but a goes 300ft up and the goes bang one LOL

No way that should have gotten through inspections but it did

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:08 pm

No I haven't found one of them

The turbo overrun is not legal in this country

come to that I'm not sure the DVD is either.

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:12 pm

I'm not sure the DVD is either.

I think there is supposed to be some sort of interlock between the handbrake and the player / TV.

I think they are only supposed to work when the car is stationary or something like that

I don't like being left out, but all I can claim is I have a light that comes on in the glove box

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:20 pm

Forgot the power steering and the 12V power supply in the boot whatever thats for.

And the seats have memory control, if you put them up or forward they go back to the same position.

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:24 pm

And the seats have memory control, if you put them up or forward they go back to the same position.

You've just bought back some memories, one of my first jobs was delivering hire cars and back then only the poshest motors had the memory seats.

We used to love programming the memories so they alternately either pushed the seat right up to the steering wheel or put it so far back that you couldn't reach it

We never stopped to think what might happen if somebody pressed one whilst driving

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:25 pm

thescruff wrote: And the seats have memory control, if you put them up or forward they go back to the same position.

I had a Renault 12 that did that. Broken seat

Hoovie
(still suffering from the shock statement of "too many gadgets"

)

NickAskew · Post by **NickAskew** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:35 pm

Slugster wrote:I don't like being left out, but all I can claim is I have a light that comes on in the glove box

I don't even have a glove box!

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:38 pm

Are glove boxes for gloves or are they really a rubbish bin.