A Grand a Week

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:54 pm

Was watching BBC News tonight.

They were at some detention centre at Gatwick where illegals are held before deportation.

Looked quite nice and cosy, loads of BRITISH pensioners would love to live in such surroundings.

Apparently it costs £1,000 per week per person to hold people at this centre.

A chap I work with was 80 years old this week. He has been informed by the pensions people that because he is now 80 years old he is entitled to an extra 25 pence per week on his pension. Locally we have a really up-market old peoples home, it costs £950.00 per week to stay there with 24 hour medical care.

Arrive in the USA without a permit/visa to stay and they turn you round, send you into the transit lounge and there you stay until there is a flight OUT - as in bye, bye.

Has this ferking nation lost the lot completely?

sparkydude · Post by **sparkydude** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:13 pm

Great isnt it, i am currently working in a prison where the new cells have a push button thermostatic shower,push button toilet, the usual bed and fixed cupboards oh yes nearly forgot SKY tv and broadband/telephone access.

Ideal for your internet hackers/drug dealers so they can keep abreast of developements on the outside

Nick

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:18 pm

My friend was working at the Heathrow detention centre, and she says they have practically everything.

She says they treat the place like a pigsty, always trashing thier onsuite-rooms, demand what they want for thier meals.

Each religion has thier own prayer room, thier own selection of meals, they have a hairdresser on site, a chiropodist, I' think she said there is a swimming pool,a big f*** off Plasma Telly in the lounge, as well as each having thier portables, and access to playstation etc, pool tables, table tennis tables, board games, library and other things I cant remember.

Welsh Decorator · Post by **Welsh Decorator** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:45 pm

rotciv · Post by **rotciv** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:00 pm

Wer'e being swamped with boatloads of these illegals coming from africa. last year the total count exceeded the number of births in the country. every now and then they riot and smash up their comfortable quarters with the taxpayer having to foot the bill. what i can't stand are the do gooders who scream racist at every one who shows his anger at these people.

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:07 pm

The problem: the country of origin seldom wants the illegals back.

Solution: Fit them up with a parachute each, and push them out of a cargo plane. I don't know how much that would cost, but it has to be cheaper than keeping them here in luxury.

Welsh Decorator · Post by **Welsh Decorator** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:13 pm

Just do like the Auseies, put them on an un inhabbited island a thousand miles out and forget them

Raf · Post by **Raf** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:27 pm

its like we're inviting them over with the sh!t we give them....

they should be held at ports and shipped straight back.... if their country doesn't want them back how will they stop us exactly?

real asylum is fine.... you know the guys from Afghanistan and Iraq; i mean we did tear up their countries for them & created an environment of real danger to life.

the whole system needs a good overhaul but if you take the incentives & luxury away we'll be onto a good start..... also doesn't help having countries like France who just let them through....

wine~o · Post by **wine~o** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:35 pm

Mooncat wrote:The problem: the country of origin seldom wants the illegals back.

Solution: Fit them up with a parachute each, and push them out of a cargo plane. I don't know how much that would cost, but it has to be cheaper than keeping them here in luxury.

Surely the parachute is an unnecessary expense?

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:34 am

I see that UHM would be a good recruiting ground for the BNP.

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:36 am

Here's a song you'll love to join in:

Uplifting Song

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:28 am

I see Corus are giving some more of their employees more leisure time. And still the boatloads of illegal immigrants set off for the lands of plenty, and jobs for all who want one.

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Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:17 pm

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chris_h · Post by **chris_h** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:22 am

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Mooncat wrote:So true Did you write it yourself, if so I like to copy it.

Whoever wrote it it`s very clever but sadly also very true