i laughed so much i cried

big-all · Post by **big-all** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:13 pm

my freind across the road got his favorate "handyman" who has done loads of "decorating " and odd jobs over the years to lay some carpet tiles for him

guess what his chosen method of fixing the carpet tiles was

Gadget · Post by **Gadget** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:32 pm

big-all · Post by **big-all** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:34 pm

Gadget wrote:And?

well guess what was the chosen method of securing the "tiles"

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:44 pm

PVA?

big-all · Post by **big-all** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:48 pm

mmm not pva but just as bad

although pva would have been better

Fats · Post by **Fats** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:21 am

Pritt-stick,Egg White,Superglue or c**k snot

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:12 am

Double sided sticky tape or Blu Tack...

Hang on - Staples

panlid · Post by **panlid** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:02 am

jizz?

RichieP · Post by **RichieP** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:16 am

Flour and water paste? Come on, what was it?

tim'll fix it · Post by **tim'll fix it** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:17 am

no more nails, nail, grippers

panlid · Post by **panlid** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:27 am

gripfil

dewaltdisney · Post by **dewaltdisney** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:11 am

Harry Monk???

DWD

big-all · Post by **big-all** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:27 am

dewaltdisney wrote:Harry Monk???

DWD

that would have been good it wouldnt have made such a mess

ok ok belive it or not tubs of" tile adhesive"

dewaltdisney · Post by **dewaltdisney** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:32 pm

Did he grout as well ??

DWD

big-all · Post by **big-all** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:35 pm

aparently he done a realy good job and very acuratley cut round all the angles and his work in general is very good

its a bit sad realy not reading instruction properly not identifying the correct materials for the job[and possibly not the full shilling] will probaly knock his confidence for 6