I started off with an apology for the blunt appraisal.FuzzyGraham wrote: However, this was the part that wasn't particularly friendly
"Sorry to say, but it looks like the gnome knocked it up in about 10 minutes! I could flatten that in 1 minute without using any tools."
Whether you are a qualified carpenter or first project DIY'er, the comment would have been the same, from me. A qualified carpenter wouldn't have got an apology
I gave you encouragement to go onto better things. That bench is an accident waiting to happen. Might be a small accident to laugh over but can just as easily be someone breaking their back, when it collapses.
I hope you do post future work on here and we can all congratulate you on the improvements you are making as you gain confidence and ability.