What do you say when...?

[Laird]

What do you say when the wife scrapes the side of the car against a concrete pillar in a multi-story carpark?

Bad luck Darling?
Silly bloody cow?
Didn't you see that enormous f*****g concrete pillar?
Never mind, these things happen. No hassle, I'll claim the damage on the insurance. I'm sure it won't cost more than a few hundred quid?

Before opening your mouth, you need to consider the aftermath of whatever you decide to say. It is all about self preservation.

It happened yesterday, wife picking me up at the airport, and a pillar the size of Big Ben that went unnoticed. What a bloody mess along the side of the car....

[wine~o]

Doesn't matter what you say........

It's Your fault for wanting to be picked up from the airport.........

[root]

you say... did you hear something?

[kellys_eye]

Yup, doesn't matter what you say you'll be made to feel guilty!