Stuckup idiots

[Hitch]

Went out yesterday to some National Trust parkland.... On the way, whist driving up a wide country lane, ahead was 2 women, wax jackets, caps.... both with 2 little yappy terrier/jack russel sized dogs, meandering about the middle of the road.

As a responsible driver, that is used to driving on country roads, i slowed down further, already doing about 30, and pulled across further and passed, whist they struggled to control their tiny gay dogs. Most dog owners i pass usually, make their animals sit and wait.
I looked in my mirror, to see them looking back at me, mouthing....

Sod it. Reverse.....window down

"Pardon, i missed that..."

"This is a country road don't you know...blah blah."

"Yes, and thats grass..... cars belong on roads, animals belong on grass.... Now F off "

**Very load tyre screeches


Silly tw@ts






On the way back(sort of) I had another incident... local town, know the road well....following a 4x4 for 10 miles or so, thinking, my god, your driving is appaling.

I gets to roundabout, right hand lane to turn right.... this muppet, left hand lane, cuts me right off, so i ended up driving on the roundabout to evade him.
Not happy, slammed it down, changed me plans, overtook him where he was going, parked up right across the exit onto the next roundabout, stopping all the traffic, and had a polite word, seeing as he was very appologetic.
Him and the passenger looked a bit concerned though

[Someone-Else]

.............Him and the passenger looked a bit concerned though

Not surprised if you looked like

[ultimatehandyman]

You have to be careful Hitch. A mate of mine once had a run in with a guy that was in the wrong lane and cut my mate up, so he got out of the car and had a few words with the driver.

A few hours later the Police knock on his door and give him a warning for Racial harassment

[joinerjohn]

You have to be careful Hitch. A mate of mine once had a run in with a guy that was in the wrong lane and cut my mate up, so he got out of the car and had a few words with the driver.

A few hours later the Police knock on his door and give him a warning for Racial harassment

Is it cause I is white ??

[royaloakcarpentry]

Lots of poor drivers on the roads. Majority of cyclists are terrible, in London.

I like the types with no comprehension of lane discipline for a bend.

I miss the days driving when I was working out in the sand pit. No stopping for lights, check points or junctions. Driving into on coming whether it be motorway, dual carrigeway or two way road. Wish I could do that here, at times. Plus open my door and show some one the barrel of a weapon pmsl.

[ayjay]

Come to the sunny New forest where you can be insulted on a daily basis by a veritable plethora of fat arsed women riding horses - stuck up idiots.

[wine~o]

plethora of fat arsed women riding horses - stuck up idiots.

Indeed...I have been known to yell out of the window "Shouldn't you have a wide load sticker on that????"

[BillyGoat]

You know what I don't get about horses......is why the owners don't need to pick up the sh*t??

If a dog takes a dump, it's disgusting and makes the owner liable for a fine.

If a horse/group of horses drops a log in th emiddle of the road - no one bats an eye lid!

[ayjay]

You know what I don't get about horses......is why the owners don't need to pick up the sh*t??

If a dog takes a dump, it's disgusting and makes the owner liable for a fine.

If a horse/group of horses drops a log in th emiddle of the road - no one bats an eye lid!

I'd guess it's because it's just grass (well mostly - I've often seen the NF ponies eating GORSE), no protein (smelly) or diseases like in dog poo.

[EJJ150847]

If a horse/group of horses drops a log in the middle of the road - no one bats an eye lid!

In the old days when there were horse drawn milkcarts my Uncle in Plymouth got his Children to pick it up for his roses, but being 'Townies' they were disgusted, us farm boys didn't mind picking it up with our hands, warmed yer 'ands lovely in the winter.

My old Pan In Law said he used to sit on 'Orse Tods' in the winter to keep warm at the stables he worked in.

John

[Wes]

It's something called toxicara canis (might be ok to smoke ) in the dog poo that can cause blindness etc...I asked a horse once if it's poo was poisonous, and it said naaaaay! I'll get my coat...

[northwales4u]

I had one last year, I was tearing home down the lanes when I passed a lard arse women standing at the side of the lane. I heard a shreak and thought I couldnt have hit her because my wing mirror didn't move. I did think I might have driven over her toes because she was waving like mad in my rear view mirror. So I slammed on and reversed back to here where she said:
"why don't you rally driver hopefuls feck off back to where you live"
I said "actually love, I am heading home, your not from round here where do you live?"
Her "I'm from town"
Me "well feck off back there" and promptly shot off