First one lasted 3 years
Second one lasted 7 years
Third one i said f"ck this for a game of soldiers its costing me a fortune so now been together 22 years
There would be less trouble in the world
if l had not had six daughters
Gadget wrote: [Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?
You could tell him something useful like all the genetic defects that beset you so he'll know what to expect as he ages.
He'll probably already know about the boz eye and the undescended testicle. Then there's the propensity to heart disease, hypertension, hæmorrhoids and mental retardation...
I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.
Gadget wrote: [Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?
You could tell him something useful like all the genetic defects that beset you so he'll know what to expect as he ages.
He'll probably already know about the boz eye and the undescended testicle. Then there's the propensity to heart disease, hypertension, hæmorrhoids and mental retardation...
There would be less trouble in the world
if l had not had six daughters
Got this off the BBC Website - interesting distribution
BBC Link "map is based on data drawn from the 85 constituencies used for the European parliamentary elections in 1999, each containing roughly half a million people over the age of 18 in a similar geographical area. Figures were not available for Northern Ireland. "
Looks like us guys in the South-West are gluttens for punishment
They say remarrying is the triumph of Hope over Experience, don't they?
I don't think I would ever marry again - the wife wouldn't let me
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
DWD's keeping very quiet on this thread. Not surprising really, he's spilt the beans on other threads over the years.
He's very inexperienced on marriage. He's only been married once. She keeps him on a tight reign.
He has to take her to the supermarket & push the trolley round. Then she tells him what to reach up for & put in the trolley. Eventually she marches to the checkout with DWD following 2 paces behind. He has to pack the goods & pay for them before taxying Mrs DWD back to his shed.
All of this is true from what he's posted in the past.
I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.
