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Only-Me wrote:
Gadget wrote:
Bludall wrote:Wow! Hope all goes well that is really something to look forward to. :thumbright:
Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?



How much is 43 years worth of pocket money :wink: :lol:

Better put ya house up
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First one lasted 3 years
Second one lasted 7 years
Third one i said f"ck this for a game of soldiers its costing me a fortune so now been together 22 years
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Gadget wrote:
Bludall wrote:Wow! Hope all goes well that is really something to look forward to. :thumbright:
Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?
Gadget

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Gadget wrote: [Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?
You could tell him something useful like all the genetic defects that beset you so he'll know what to expect as he ages.

He'll probably already know about the boz eye and the undescended testicle. Then there's the propensity to heart disease, hypertension, hæmorrhoids and mental retardation...

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Stoday wrote:
Gadget wrote: [Actually, I'm *hitting myself, what the *uck do I say to him?
You could tell him something useful like all the genetic defects that beset you so he'll know what to expect as he ages.

He'll probably already know about the boz eye and the undescended testicle. Then there's the propensity to heart disease, hypertension, hæmorrhoids and mental retardation...

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I bet he has got a bloody great Christmas list for you gadget :-)

Together 19 years married for 13 years, separated 6 months ago :occasion5:
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First time 23 years this time nearly 7. Retired in March 2007 whilst Mrs C still works. Thats the way to do it!


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Got this off the BBC Website - interesting distribution

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"map is based on data drawn from the 85 constituencies used for the European parliamentary elections in 1999, each containing roughly half a million people over the age of 18 in a similar geographical area. Figures were not available for Northern Ireland. "

Looks like us guys in the South-West are gluttens for punishment :shock:

They say remarrying is the triumph of Hope over Experience, don't they?

I don't think I would ever marry again - the wife wouldn't let me :lol:
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
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They say remarrying is the triumph of Hope over Experience, don't they?

I just nearly choked on my coffee then, almost like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory :grin:
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My oh says marriage is a good thing as far as he's concerned, he gets to have s*x with his wife and best friend at the same time! :thumbright:
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You into threesomes now??

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I was waiting for that. :lol: :lol: Hook, line and sinker!! :thumbright:
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Dosn't 'S' on the map stand for sheep shaggers?

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DWD's keeping very quiet on this thread. Not surprising really, he's spilt the beans on other threads over the years.

He's very inexperienced on marriage. He's only been married once. She keeps him on a tight reign.

He has to take her to the supermarket & push the trolley round. Then she tells him what to reach up for & put in the trolley. Eventually she marches to the checkout with DWD following 2 paces behind. He has to pack the goods & pay for them before taxying Mrs DWD back to his shed.

All of this is true from what he's posted in the past.

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You could be right Stods....looking at the map 'S' appears in N.Wales and Cardiff/Swansea and around Leeds as well :shock:
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