Her - "Can you fix the satellite dish too?"
Me - "I dont know if I could source the broken part and even if I could the gutter may have knocked the alignment of the dish out so you would have to pay someone to re-align it. Have you tried Sky?"
Her - "Robbing barstewards want £65"
Me - "Thats reasonable. If I did it the part may cost £20, then there will be £30 for a crate of beer and takeaway for me, then £40 or so for someone to re-align it so thats around £100 - get Sky to do it"
Her - "Sky won't come out until Saturday at the earliest and my daughter is going nuts about missing TOWIE"
Me - "Tell her to watch it on the laptop"
Her - "But the satellite doesn't work"
Priceless
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