My missus kept a house rabbit when we first met and after I moved in the bl00d rabbit would p155 in my shoes EVERY time I left them lying around

then the little fcuker chewed EVERY cable hanging out the back of my PC and at the time I had one of those dual video card arrangements with an external piggy-back cable between the two - impossible to buy the cable separately too
I tried getting the tw@t electrocuted but it always managed to nibble down to the live conductor without touching it...... seems like they can sense electric fields or summat....
Man that rabbit wound me up

- it was even worse when it used to steal the stach of p0t and scoff it!
ahhhh those were the days.......
Don't take it personally......