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No wonder the sheep are nervious is it, if Stoday and co are map reading!
I wish I was born rich..............instead of just good looking!!!
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I wish I was born rich..............instead of just good looking!!!
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never been married, never will!!! i might look stupid, but not that stupid!
i only have to look at my own family, my mams been divorced twice, my dad once to my mam, my uncle is on his 4 wife, he's only just turned 50,
my grans been married 5 times there all dead, she in her 70's and got proposed to again about two years ago.
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feva wrote:my grans been married 5 times there all dead, she in her 70's and got proposed to again about two years ago.

Lol, What a woman :grin:

Her name is not Liz, is it? :lol:
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my mams name is, but not my gran,
we just call her 'black widow' now she goes nuts at us all
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I must be very tolerant. I've been married to the same woman since 1963.
I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.
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my girlfriends mam and dad have been married for 34 years, since she was 16, i havent never met a couple like it, they fight all the time, moan and groan at each other, but i never seen a stronger couple, they been through so much, cancer, heart attacks, he got throat cancer and was given 6 months to live after the got rid of the cancer and took his voice box out, that was 15 years ago! not cos his heathly, cos he's not just a stubbern fu*cker, just like his daughter
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feva wrote:my girlfriends mam and dad have been married for 34 years, since she was 16, i havent never met a couple like it, they fight all the time, moan and groan at each other, but i never seen a stronger couple, they been through so much, cancer, heart attacks, he got throat cancer and was given 6 months to live after the got rid of the cancer and took his voice box out, that was 15 years ago! not cos his heathly, cos he's not just a stubbern fu*cker, just like his daughter


Thats the type of couple who seem to last the course, there is nothing worse than having a boring marriage.

As to his daughter being a stubborn ******, I can relate to her lol
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I have never been wrong. Except once when I thought I was, but i was wrong then because I was really right.

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Married 21 years aged 25 when married ,been with Mrs since we were both 16
kin hell thats a long time :cb
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:thumbright: Foggy.
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My mam divorced my dad when she was 60. :thumbright:
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bobbie my missus hates to say sorry even if she's wrong, she's always cutting her nose off to spite her face. and she got more front that a high street, were people would say nothing or yes just to keep the peace she has no problem saying get stuffed!
which is good when were out on the tiles cos she doesnt and wont let me stick up for her, the only time she will is if the bloke starts to threaten her.
we had a arguement the other day she want the HSL lining and painting in our house, she's stripped the old paper off, we just waiting for me to have a weekend off where i havent got the man flu, the other day she says that shes of to town to go to wilkinsons to get the paint she wants, i told her no way was i using cheap paint on my own house, i hate painting with it at work so no way im i doing it at home!
to which she responsed fine il paint it, but can you lend me a roller and paint brush? get stuffed, get one from wilkinsons, she didnt see the funny side of that, needless to say ive got dulux trade paint sat in the hallway! :lol:
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