How long have you been married?

[Welsh Decorator]

Way to go feva

[Wood Magnet]

No fish supper for a while then feva.

[bobbie-dazzler]

bobbie my missus hates to say sorry even if she's wrong, she's always cutting her nose off to spite her face. and she got more front that a high street, were people would say nothing or yes just to keep the peace she has no problem saying get stuffed!
which is good when were out on the tiles cos she doesnt and wont let me stick up for her, the only time she will is if the bloke starts to threaten her.
we had a arguement the other day she want the HSL lining and painting in our house, she's stripped the old paper off, we just waiting for me to have a weekend off where i havent got the man flu, the other day she says that shes of to town to go to wilkinsons to get the paint she wants, i told her no way was i using cheap paint on my own house, i hate painting with it at work so no way im i doing it at home!
to which she responsed fine il paint it, but can you lend me a roller and paint brush? get stuffed, get one from wilkinsons, she didnt see the funny side of that, needless to say ive got dulux trade paint sat in the hallway!

Lol, I will say sorry if I am in the wrong, and I must admit I do cut my nose off to spite my face.
I am very proud and stubborn, and will only ask someone to do something for me, if its physically impossible for me to do it.

I'm the one with the ba11s in the family, I will sort everything out, do all the complaining, or try and get a better deal,I fight for every discount I can get my hand on, I am very fiesty, but lovable with it. :A

My OH, on the other hand is sooooo laidback, I think he's comotose, but it wouldnt work if he was like me, I'm the fire, and he's the (cant think of a word for him).

Is your Mrs a Libra by any chance....

[skiking]

I was really impressed with your view of yourself until you brought astrology into it

[Bludall]

I don't believe in horoscopes, load of tosh. I think there must be a little truth in the star sign/ personality traits belief. When I think of when my family members were born they show signs of their star sign's stereotypical traits which is spooky.

[Hoovie]

[Hoovie]

[Stoday]

Gotta subscription Hoovie?

[Hoovie]

Gotta subscription Hoovie?

Editor-in-Chief, Stods

[Bludall]

Thank goodness we don't need a copy!

[Hoovie]

Thank goodness we don't need a copy!

Only coz he isn't allowed

[Bludall]

I'm a good wife! Hubby does what he wants, I don't stop him. If I was to answer the mag cover's points
it'd be (no particular order)

We decide 50/50 both put in our opinions and decide the best course of action, sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm not! I'm a big girl, don't have to be right all of the time.

Why sleep on there?

Both deep down, loners, never been mad on having to have lots of friends around.

Always say 'Yes' to everything she says and agree even if you're not listening! Nothing to argue about then.

Have a big row with the future in-laws months before the wedding and never have to see or speak to them ever again!!

Why worry about family events when you don't have to pay for anything?

Asence of s*x! What's that then? I agree with Jerry Hall's mother on that one!

[Stoday]

You missed out a take on the title bluds.

Whipped.

Wouldn't you get a kick out of dressing in tight leather standing over Hoovie whipping his naked bum?

[Bludall]

No! Sweaty, sticky, smelly leather and pain! I'm positive that doesn't float my boat! Maybe you could get the job as you suggested it. I'd ask Hoovie
Have you seen the film 'Kinky Boots'? It's along those lines!

[Hoovie]

I think you two should leave me out of your sexual fantasies

(unless they involve Sara Beeny with a BIG Powertool )