Hoovie,
Stoday is the one with the fantasies!
Sweaty leather causes rashes because OH is allergic to the chromium! Watch straps that is before you put two and two together and get 5.
How long have you been married?
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Been married 8 years. Meet my Gollum in a night club in Glasgow. First time in the club. Ran into the toilet to avoid her. Waited 15 minutes. Came out and she was still their. I must be good looking or she must have been pissed.
Realised that after a couple of months she was a great lass.
Now I'm quite happy to get my monthly allowance.
Anything for an easy life eh.
Realised that after a couple of months she was a great lass.
Now I'm quite happy to get my monthly allowance.
Anything for an easy life eh.