I need to get fit

The Weegie · Post by **The Weegie** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:16 pm

Four neds Threw stones at my house this evening only one managed to hit the door thankfully. Bas..... Gave chase only to realise that my anger was going faster than my legs. I had pains in my chest and couldn't breathe. I had only ran about 70 yards. I had to give up whilst those fuc.... were laughing. AAARGHH.

I have decided that as of tommorow I,m going to get fit in case anymore dregs of society decide to fu.. with me.

Inky Pete · Post by **Inky Pete** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:36 pm

The (prospective) next Mrs. Inky has decided we need to join a gym.

We've spent a couple of hours tonight going round and looking at a few - and now I'm knackered!!

.......maybe she has a point.

Only-Me · Post by **Only-Me** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:40 pm

I'm knackered putting my trainers on........

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:50 am

It takes effort to get out of bed...

Telmay · Post by **Telmay** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:03 am

I try and go to the Gym at least three times a week and im still knackered

Weegie, my bruv lives on the outskirts of Edinburgh and he had the neds doing the same until he got himself a decent catapult

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:12 am

BTW, what is a "ned" - or rather, why are they called "neds"?

feva · Post by **feva** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:00 am

ive just getting over the sh!ts like ive never know, but i lost a stone in wieght

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:46 am

Hey feva - ever heard the phrase "TMI"

The Weegie · Post by **The Weegie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:41 am

Hoovie,

Go to You Tube and type in Neds Kru Featuring THE WEE MAN.

That is a great description of a Glasgow ned

handyman · Post by **handyman** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:44 pm

try doing a bit of hard graft in at work, instead of drinking cups of tea, talking on the mobi, and reading the sun all day

This would save you the gym membership costs

Post by **ultimatehandyman** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:42 pm

Everyone should go to the gym IMHO

If you train regularly you can almost eat what ever you like and not put much weight on.

Some nice girls go to my gym and it makes me train harder

The Weegie · Post by **The Weegie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:53 pm

Before I got married I used to train in the gym four times a week.

I also practiced martial arts three times a week.

Eight years later and I can't even touch my toes. SHOCKING.

I think when you settle down and get married, have children etc. your priorities change.

What happened last night was an eye opener for me to get fit again

The Weegie · Post by **The Weegie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:09 pm

Handyman,

I do graft at work. However it has been a bit hard to do that lately because my work has been on full time strike for the last five weeks.

So I'm not working.

Point taking about sitting about I do do that a lot.

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Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:28 pm

The Weegie wrote:Hoovie,

Go to You Tube and type in Neds Kru Featuring THE WEE MAN.

That is a great description of a Glasgow ned

I did it - didn't understand a word

but looking at the pics, Neds are sort of shellsuited scottish chavs?

handyman · Post by **handyman** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:12 pm

The Weegie wrote:Point taking about sitting about I do do that a lot.

.......... I do that when I get home