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I need to get fit
Post by The Weegie »
Four neds Threw stones at my house this evening only one managed to hit the door thankfully. Bas..... Gave chase only to realise that my anger was going faster than my legs. I had pains in my chest and couldn't breathe. I had only ran about 70 yards. I had to give up whilst those fuc.... were laughing. AAARGHH.
I have decided that as of tommorow I,m going to get fit in case anymore dregs of society decide to fu.. with me.
I have decided that as of tommorow I,m going to get fit in case anymore dregs of society decide to fu.. with me.
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Post by The Weegie »
Hoovie,
Go to You Tube and type in Neds Kru Featuring THE WEE MAN.
That is a great description of a Glasgow ned
Go to You Tube and type in Neds Kru Featuring THE WEE MAN.
That is a great description of a Glasgow ned
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Post by ultimatehandyman »
Everyone should go to the gym IMHO
If you train regularly you can almost eat what ever you like and not put much weight on.
Some nice girls go to my gym and it makes me train harder
If you train regularly you can almost eat what ever you like and not put much weight on.
Some nice girls go to my gym and it makes me train harder

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Post by The Weegie »
Before I got married I used to train in the gym four times a week.
I also practiced martial arts three times a week.
Eight years later and I can't even touch my toes. SHOCKING.
I think when you settle down and get married, have children etc. your priorities change.
What happened last night was an eye opener for me to get fit again
I also practiced martial arts three times a week.
Eight years later and I can't even touch my toes. SHOCKING.
I think when you settle down and get married, have children etc. your priorities change.
What happened last night was an eye opener for me to get fit again
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Post by The Weegie »
Handyman,
I do graft at work. However it has been a bit hard to do that lately because my work has been on full time strike for the last five weeks.
So I'm not working.
Point taking about sitting about I do do that a lot.
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I do graft at work. However it has been a bit hard to do that lately because my work has been on full time strike for the last five weeks.
So I'm not working.
Point taking about sitting about I do do that a lot.
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It may seem difficult at first! But everything is difficult at first.
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I did it - didn't understand a wordThe Weegie wrote:Hoovie,
Go to You Tube and type in Neds Kru Featuring THE WEE MAN.
That is a great description of a Glasgow ned

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Hoovie
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