Taking the p**s

Hitch · Post by **Hitch** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:32 pm

Went into town earlier today, walked up the the toilets at the top of town, but theyre still closed for refurbishment (been closed months already)

So i walked to BHS, one toilet and a que about 50 yards long...

Tried woolworths.... for cafe users only, with a keycoded lock on the door

Eventually i stoped needing it and waited till i went round my sisters

Wood Magnet · Post by **Wood Magnet** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:46 pm

Wait until you reach 51 Hitch, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Gadget · Post by **Gadget** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:51 pm

Wood Magnet wrote:Wait until you reach 51 Hitch, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

At 61, it seems I need to carry a jerry can around with me!!...

Only-Me · Post by **Only-Me** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:57 pm

Waiting for Stods reply to this

Gadget · Post by **Gadget** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:01 am

Only-Me wrote:Waiting for Stods reply to this

He's on the bog!..

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:20 am

Did someone call?

Hitch · Post by **Hitch** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:31 pm

I was very tempted to just take a leak agains the 'Closed for refurb' board

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:41 pm

I used to travel 11 miles to school on a train.

The local trains were non-corridor. There was a 'golden'

rule: However hot the weather you never opened the windows.

feva · Post by **feva** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:54 am

they done the toilets up in my local town, last year, there spot on now, they have two toilet adendents, so they are always spot less!

Wood Magnet · Post by **Wood Magnet** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:33 pm

Stoday wrote:I used to travel 11 miles to school on a train.

The local trains were non-corridor. There was a 'golden' rule: However hot the weather you never opened the windows.

Never pee into the wind, or open a window that's moving at speed eh! Stod's.