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Don't it drive you nuts???

See the missis brushing her hair and sticking it in the bathroom sink. Ask her not to do it. Why, she asks.

Now the sink drains REALLY slow - guess which mug has to sort it out. Yeah, I could leave it, but then it'd be totally blocked as she would NEVER do it.

Babe, don't chuck food in the dishwasher...... 'why, it gets washed away don't it' NO!!!! I HAVE TO CLEAR THE TRAP OUT!!!! Oh, didn't know.....but still does it.

Showers - same.

I feel like shaving her head while she's sleeping......the best thing is when she says 'why is it MY fault'!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: BECAUSE I HAVE NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

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:huray: someone who agrees with me :cheers:
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I took a photo.....it was RANCID!!!!

This hasn't taken long....it's weaved itself into a hair net type structure. It's full of soapscum/toothpaste and god knows what else. Fully cleaned and liberal amounts of bleach applied!!!!! :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft:
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Dis-gust-ing.

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Take the crud out and plaster it into her hairbrush. Explain that you're just 'putting it back' (as we're always encouraged to do!)
Don't take it personally......
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My wife loves to use my Gillette 5 blade expensive as f?(k razors to do her legs and pits,resulting in cuts galore. I love to shout her through when I'm having a shower now whilst I smother her expensive shampoo all over my chest and pubes.....it drives her nuts :lol:
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steviejoiner74 wrote:My wife loves to use my Gillette 5 blade expensive as f?(k razors to do her legs and pits,resulting in cuts galore. I love to shout her through when I'm having a shower now whilst I smother her expensive shampoo all over my chest and pubes.....it drives her nuts :lol:
:lol: funny!

I tried M5's but found they get clogged really easily - much prefer the M3's, just seem to work much better on my head!

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steviejoiner74 wrote:My wife loves to use my Gillette 5 blade expensive as f?(k razors to do her legs and pits,
I Brought my other half one for herself. (But she still uses mine because hers is "not sharp")
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I pull out the hair and then leave it at the side! :lol:
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BG simple way to solve this...Pour out her shampoo,,,then refill it with some slightly watered down Immac :thumbright: You might be living in your car for a few nights but you won't have to clean the hair balls up...Erm, actually you still will, only this time from the bath waste :roll: :lol:
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I made the missus clean the trap once, she nearly threw up, never had to clean it again
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Oh by the way I have no hair either!!!
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Hairy traps, no problem. It's the tampon snagging the Turboflush macerator that gets me. Next one to block it, then cleans it out while I watch.
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steviejoiner74 wrote:My wife loves to use my Gillette 5 blade expensive as f?(k razors to do her legs and pits,resulting in cuts galore. I love to shout her through when I'm having a shower now whilst I smother her expensive shampoo all over my chest and pubes.....it drives her nuts :lol:
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You guys, don't get mad, get even. You know those scrunchie things they cover in shower gel, well the last thing I do before getting outta the shower is give me Farmer Giles a good rub down with her one. :boxing:

It don't make me farmers feel any better but, its great for me temper. :huray:

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Ho ho, I had to google it though!
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Mooncat wrote:Ho ho, I had to google it though!

I thought everyone knew what a "Scrunchie" was... :wink:
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