Clothes shopping

Hitch · Post by **Hitch** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:33 pm

I bought three items of clothing today......

When i got home....

2 out of the three wernt the size it said on the hanger

The third, had a dodgy seam, hiden where it was folded round on the hanger

I remeber why i hate it now

feva · Post by **feva** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:07 am

i wont go shopping with the missus, cos right about the time she starts moaning about going cloths shopping with me, i start to get this voice in my head tell me to turn into a murdering nutter!
'you dont want that one, its not your size' how does she know? does she get the tape measure out when im asleep?
'dont like that one' good f*ucking job your not wearing it!
'keep the hanger' why? theres no f*ucking room in the cupboard for my cloths any more, but what the hell, we'll have more hangers
' what size shoe are you' 14, 'nor your not like' that must be why no other size fits me!!!! right around this time, i start to think of different ways you could use a coat hanger to kill some one

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:40 am

Mrs Stoday keeps telling me to buy new clothes. Dunno why because the old ones are not yet worn out.

I lost 4 stone a couple of years ago, so they have plenty of space in them. I tell her that if I got clothes to fit now, I'd put the 4 stone back on.

panlid · Post by **panlid** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:36 am

feva, i presume your clothes consist of black tee shirts and scruggy jeans

Wood Magnet · Post by **Wood Magnet** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:51 pm

Oooh! I like that word Panny, "Scruggy" , I'll use that one on my son.

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:07 pm

Hitch wrote:I bought three items of clothing today......

When i got home....

2 out of the three wernt the size it said on the hanger
The third, had a dodgy seam, hiden where it was folded round on the hanger

I remeber why i hate it now

Now you know the trouble we females have

feva · Post by **feva** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:27 pm

il buy a load of good t-shirts, then when they start to fade, they turn into work t-shirts! same with jeans. i bought two pairs of jeans a couple of months ago, when i got home the button kept falling of one pair, the next day i was sporting a new set of work cloths!

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:39 pm

feva wrote: i bought two pairs of jeans a couple of months ago, when i got home the button kept falling of one pair, the next day i was sporting a new set of work cloths!

Tut Tut feva,

admit it, you tried to squeeze into a size too small

When that happens to me, sometimes I blame it on the wrong label size, and other times I blame it on the scales.

Wood Magnet · Post by **Wood Magnet** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:53 pm

My weight goes up and down that much i keep everything and nothings worn out in years.

feva · Post by **feva** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:44 am

bobbie, its not my wieght that makes the jeans tight fitting!

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:46 am

Big Arse

feva · Post by **feva** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:16 pm

feva · Post by **feva** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:16 pm

i walked right into that one!

Wood Magnet · Post by **Wood Magnet** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:36 pm

Arse first.

feva · Post by **feva** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:05 pm

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