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are they just mental or what?
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have you just relised like? have you been deaf all your life?
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my girlfriend dad hasnt got a voice box through cancer, so he's got a electric voice box, like you see in the film, i keep telling my missus that if so had it i would always be hideing it! :lol:
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Why on earth would you think that? We are not mental - we are just not like men.
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women arnt mental.

they're just Fuc$ing annoying!
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They're mental.

When parking at the supermarket most men drive straight into the bay so the boot is easy to load from the driveway.

Not so the majority of women. They back into the bay making it difficult to load the boot.
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on reflection you are probably right

Fuc$ing mental
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To be honest if i said what i realy think about women then i would upset them all on here and i dont need to listen to anymore winging and whining so i'll just agree with the rest of you, there f-cking mental ::b ::b
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only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!! ::b
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women, know your place :lol:
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Handy Angie wrote:Why on earth would you think that? We are not mental - we are just not like men.
You are mental when you have PMT

It's a clinically recognised ilness, just like man flu :grin:
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panlid wrote:women, know your place :lol:
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feva wrote:only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!! ::b


You must have pulled the short straw there feva :wink: , cause if that had been my OH actually getting his backside up from the sofa, and even attempted to hang wallpaper, I would have streaked nekkid all down my street. :-P
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:shock: :shock: :-P :lol:
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bobbie-dazzler wrote:
feva wrote:only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!! ::b


You must have pulled the short straw there feva :wink: , cause if that had been my OH actually getting his backside up from the sofa, and even attempted to hang wallpaper, I would have streaked nekkid all down my street. :-P
Ok fella's who's going to have a word with BDs OH then :lol:
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