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how come that old carpenter keeps taking shavings off the end of the plank but it never gets any thinner ?
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what you dont notice is the gorila glue and the teams of children gluing the shaving back on :scratch: :scratch:

actualy i work for mcanes and what you see is the last manual procces in trimming the "twisty fries" as they come off the production line :thumbright:
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:lol: :lol: Curly fries!! :lol:
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Maybe it was Big-All's wooden curly fries that ended up in that soup? they look the right shape :lol:
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:lol: :lol: big-all :thumbright:
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