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- Handy Angie
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They're mental.
When parking at the supermarket most men drive straight into the bay so the boot is easy to load from the driveway.
Not so the majority of women. They back into the bay making it difficult to load the boot.
When parking at the supermarket most men drive straight into the bay so the boot is easy to load from the driveway.
Not so the majority of women. They back into the bay making it difficult to load the boot.
I should be dead; I've cheated the Grim Reaper yet again by surviving my third heart attack in June.
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only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!!
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www.dogsonleads.co.ukpanlid wrote:women, know your place
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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feva wrote:only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!!
You must have pulled the short straw there feva , cause if that had been my OH actually getting his backside up from the sofa, and even attempted to hang wallpaper, I would have streaked nekkid all down my street.
I would rather want something I dont have, that have something I dont want
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Ok fella's who's going to have a word with BDs OH thenbobbie-dazzler wrote:feva wrote:only a women can treat and say what they say to blokes, cos if another bloke went on like women, he'd get put in A&E!!!
for example, last week i stayed up till 12.40 putting lining paper up, i put my tools away and went to bed cos i had to up early for work, the next morning she asked what time i had been up till, then asked me why i hadnt hoovered up all the mess before i went to bed!!!
You must have pulled the short straw there feva , cause if that had been my OH actually getting his backside up from the sofa, and even attempted to hang wallpaper, I would have streaked nekkid all down my street.
There would be less trouble in the world
if l had not had six daughters
if l had not had six daughters