A question

camallison · Post by **camallison** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:07 am

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Bread has possibilities as a toilet roll substitute - just go steady on the butter

Chippo1 · Post by **Chippo1** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:20 am

In the woods, with the woodsmen

ayjay · Post by **ayjay** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:40 pm

Doritos have an almost symbiotic relationship with Pringles, find the Pringles and the Doritos won't be far away.

Newspaper is a cheap substitute for Bog Roll, when I was a nipper the Daily Herald was torn into squares and put on a spike in the outside loo, we had an inside loo as well, but Bronco and Izal weren't much better than the DH.

Many years ago my mate ended up at the Docs (he used newspaper on a site where there was rarely any proper stuff) and was advised to stop using The Times, their particular ink was burning his bumhole.

Dave54 · Post by **Dave54** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:59 pm

Chippo1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:20 am In the woods, with the woodsmen

Well they would be in the woods wouldn't they.
I thought everyone would know that they grow on trees, but only where the wild haggis lives.

Chippo1 · Post by **Chippo1** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm

Go for a poo , jump in shower , job done and cleared up!

Chippo1 · Post by **Chippo1** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm

I believe Dorito trees have a symbiotic relationship with spaghetti trees.

Dave54 · Post by **Dave54** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:34 pm

Chippo1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 pm I believe Dorito trees have a symbiotic relationship with spaghetti trees.

Yes, it's pasta joke. . .

Chippo1 · Post by **Chippo1** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:44 pm

There is also a virus affecting the Ragu Berry

Dave54 · Post by **Dave54** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:18 pm

Chippo1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:44 pm There is also a virus affecting the Ragu Berry

Can you state a source for that?

Chippo1 · Post by **Chippo1** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:21 pm

It came directly from Queue Gardens

Dave54 · Post by **Dave54** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:45 pm

Ah! Everyone knows by now then.
That place is like a greenhouse.

Bob225 · Post by **Bob225** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:42 pm

I have my TP backup (one page at a time, otherwise it might get uncomfortable)

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