What do you want for your funeral? 😱

[Someone-Else]

The Crem fees alone can be £1800

Move to Leicester, its only £500 before 10.00 (Just the deceased, no mourners)

It is amazing how they charge so much, I always assumed a lot was for the gas bill (no, not joking) I figured the gas would be on for the 90 odd minutes the deceased is in there, I have seen a crem video on YT and the bloke said that they start off with burning gas, then they used forced air (Big fan blowing into the cremator) as once its started they don't need the gas anymore. So yes, someone must be making a lot. Pity its not someone-else, as that would be me.

[fin]

i was at a friends funeral recently. he was a musician. funeral was at sunderland crem. ive never been to a funeral that was so well attended. we were there for a while so i think his family had paid for a double length funeral. his coffin was a big white box with music notes all over it.

[Argyll]

Do what most people do nowadays. Don't pay for anything and then have family set up a gofundme page expecting others to pay for your funeral That really grips my sh1t!

[oz0707]

Do what most people do nowadays. Don't pay for anything and then have family set up a gofundme page expecting others to pay for your funeral That really grips my sh1t!

Yeh I know where your coming from I worked with a lad 2 years ago though got stabbed to death not longcadter the job. I taught him how to bump tiles up the ladder on his shoulder without having to place them onto staff at the top. Anyway I digress hevwas like 17 or 18 so I sent 20quid

[Argyll]

Do what most people do nowadays. Don't pay for anything and then have family set up a gofundme page expecting others to pay for your funeral That really grips my sh1t!

Yeh I know where your coming from I worked with a lad 2 years ago though got stabbed to death not longcadter the job. I taught him how to bump tiles up the ladder on his shoulder without having to place them onto staff at the top. Anyway I digress hevwas like 17 or 18 so I sent 20quid

Young yins are different I suppose but there are many older ones who don't give a sh*t about life insurance. They'd rather spend all their money in the pub or on fags. Then they die and it's everyone elses problem.

[fin]

at sunderland crem its weird. like all the macinery is really noisy. fans going and all sorts when ya get outside the place. its a bit off putting like. at south shields crem theres no noise when your outside just the traffic passing by and the birds having a bit craic with each other and that.