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Re: all hail the return of the toon
aye but we were sh*t. really really sh*t. and were stuck coz our supposed best player is pea head Fuc$ing shelvey. if he was a tuesday nighter he wouldnt be on my team, most of his passes recently are over hit
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
for got about this for a while...
you lot all love griefing me.
but the way newcastle united has been ran by the fraud that currently owns it absolutely stinks.
apparently nufc have tabled a 6 million bid for a player.... bournemouth have tabled a 12 million bid.........
Fuc$ing bournemouth......
wolves have apparently bid 33 million pound for a serie A player......
33 Fuc$ing million
newcastle uniteds transfer record is 16 million for michael owen.... set some maybe 13 years ago..... once equaled by the fraud of an owner.
the team captain is the right man for the job. the team manager is the right man for the job. the Fuc$ing owner needs to stop being an absolute complete and total helmet and Fuc$ing sell up and admit hes too tight to own a premier league club
you lot all love griefing me.
but the way newcastle united has been ran by the fraud that currently owns it absolutely stinks.
apparently nufc have tabled a 6 million bid for a player.... bournemouth have tabled a 12 million bid.........
Fuc$ing bournemouth......
wolves have apparently bid 33 million pound for a serie A player......
33 Fuc$ing million
newcastle uniteds transfer record is 16 million for michael owen.... set some maybe 13 years ago..... once equaled by the fraud of an owner.
the team captain is the right man for the job. the team manager is the right man for the job. the Fuc$ing owner needs to stop being an absolute complete and total helmet and Fuc$ing sell up and admit hes too tight to own a premier league club
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
You saved one really - you were 0-1 down.fin wrote:f*ck sake more dropped points![]()
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
i suppose so
still i guess the team is simply a decent championship team. courtesy of the fcb not allowing realistic team strengthening. infact.... im sure the starting team yesterday was fully a starting xi from the championship season


still i guess the team is simply a decent championship team. courtesy of the fcb not allowing realistic team strengthening. infact.... im sure the starting team yesterday was fully a starting xi from the championship season
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
well newcastle play man city away today.....
may aswell say it now...

may aswell say it now...






















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Re: all hail the return of the toon
Still 0-0 after 32 minutes, but it must be coming.fin wrote:well newcastle play man city away today.....
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Edit: now 1-0 after 34 minutes. Good job I checked before I posted.

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Re: all hail the return of the toon
nufc are still a championship side. the one or 2 additions to the squad in the previous transfer window were championship standard players coz the fat cockney Fuc$ing t*at wouldnt let rafa spend any normal amount of money (for football) and again this window it will be the same if not worse. anyone that defends that mans running of newcastle united is either a Fuc$ing idiot or a mackem.
the man is an absolute disgrace.
today we did exceptionally well to be fair. first goal for them was a good goal. at first it appeared very lucky but to be fair that t*at that always scores against us got a touch so good goal.
the second well sh*t happens. but it was a dodgy pen. if it had been the other way would we have got it? doubtful. but then again we never get awarded penalties in our favour. nor do we gain advantage by having oposition players sent off not matter how badly they assault nufc players. been that way for i think 4 premier league seasons now. zero opposition players sent off. vs 20 odd toon players in the same period. granted a lot is indiscipline by toon players but some if the assaults on our lads have been horrific.
we scorred a good break away goal.
and again howay what can we do as a championship side v the premier league champions elect.
i bet gary key hole neville had his pants round his ankles when man city scored their third the pointy nosed gimp
the man is an absolute disgrace.
today we did exceptionally well to be fair. first goal for them was a good goal. at first it appeared very lucky but to be fair that t*at that always scores against us got a touch so good goal.
the second well sh*t happens. but it was a dodgy pen. if it had been the other way would we have got it? doubtful. but then again we never get awarded penalties in our favour. nor do we gain advantage by having oposition players sent off not matter how badly they assault nufc players. been that way for i think 4 premier league seasons now. zero opposition players sent off. vs 20 odd toon players in the same period. granted a lot is indiscipline by toon players but some if the assaults on our lads have been horrific.
we scorred a good break away goal.
and again howay what can we do as a championship side v the premier league champions elect.
i bet gary key hole neville had his pants round his ankles when man city scored their third the pointy nosed gimp
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
and today we bit farewell to the fa cup for another season and the fcb can keep his fat little mitts on his 20 million bonus he promised the players for winning the fa cup knowing full well they arent nearly good enough to win it bar some kind of pure obscene miracle like
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Yeah, it could be a bit of a bloodbath if Chelski get going.fin wrote:and today we bit farewell to the fa cup for another season and the fcb can keep his fat little mitts on his 20 million bonus he promised the players for winning the fa cup knowing full well they arent nearly good enough to win it bar some kind of pure obscene miracle like
At least the mighty Spurs are still in it - just.

We desperately need some playmakers, without Eriksen they're nothing. It's a shame Harry missed out on signing Hazard.
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
yes we got well humped. as bloody usual. anyone who thinks mike ashley is doing a good job is simply daft or a mackem. in 11 years of his ownership the team has been knocked out of the fa cup at the 4th round at the latest. simply shameful.
wednesday will be interesting if he doesnt manage to get any signings over the line.....
if rafa walks i would not be surprised. absolutely pathetic
wednesday will be interesting if he doesnt manage to get any signings over the line.....
if rafa walks i would not be surprised. absolutely pathetic
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
feckin hate transfer bloody deadline and the lead up to it knowing full well that horrible fat cockney gimp wont spend a bloody penny.
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
I think we're both in the same boat fin. We've possibly got one over the hill** striker coming and you've got a Chelski Brazilian youngster on loan.fin wrote:feckin hate transfer bloody deadline and the lead up to it knowing full well that horrible fat cockney gimp wont spend a bloody penny.
On the bright side, the Arse are currently 2-1 down to Swansea.

**be delighted to eat my words later
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Re: all hail the return of the toon
arsenal are f*ck pricks. deliberately getting beat by swansea just to p*ss me off even further
now we will lose this evening to make it a Fuc$ing perfect set of results recently for the mackems




now we will lose this evening to make it a Fuc$ing perfect set of results recently for the mackems




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As a Spurs fan, it's always a good day when Arsenal lose.fin wrote:arsenal are f*ck pricks. deliberately getting beat by swansea just to p*ss me off even further![]()
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now we will lose this evening to make it a Fuc$ing perfect set of results recently for the mackems![]()
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Newcastle just gone one up.
My local team are thrashing Chelski 3-0 at the moment, and Spurs are two up against Man.ure

One day it will all be firewood.
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