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fin wrote:non of yous have the curse of being a newcastle fan so yous dont understand.

It's a curse I tell you... a curse I say...

honestly man... its like supporting bloody england. you know its gonna gan badly and you know the poo gonna get launched by some giant b*stard fan. but yet you still gan every b*stard flaming bloody weekend.

now we have colo and the 2nd world war fighter pilot look alike for the rest of the season. or theres curtis good and remie streete (kellys eyes mates bairn) but they are both unproven at the top level. hopefully those lads will get a better introduction to top flight footy than our keeper has had so far. hes shipping goals for a laugh at the moment.

fin wrote:honestly man... its like supporting bloody england. you know its gonna gan badly and you know the poo gonna get launched by some giant b*stard fan. but yet you still gan every b*stard flaming bloody weekend.

now we have colo and the 2nd world war fighter pilot look alike for the rest of the season. or theres curtis good and remie streete (kellys eyes mates bairn) but they are both unproven at the top level. hopefully those lads will get a better introduction to top flight footy than our keeper has had so far. hes shipping goals for a laugh at the moment.

Chelski for you next week, don't fancy your chances much this time, especially after the thrashing they got today.

yes after leicester are beating us in the fa cup tomorra. anhialated of chelsea and then see what happens after that.

seems there was 4000 pissed off geordies today at the king power stadium. a few of my mates made the journey down to see newcastle stiffs play so it would seem. i chose to watch gateshead give it a go in the first half against west brom. they did well and were unlucky to go in at half time 2 down. the rest well. the defeat was probably expected. shame. also another local team out the fa cup today. blyth spartans. they did well against birmingham. potentially the entire north east eliminated in the 3rd round. bad times.

the ref was sh*t but so were we

fin man. Is it worth the stress? Why not just become a Chesea or Man U/C supporter? You live near enough (according to the rest of their supporters)

hard to explain like but its worth it when we win.

the current lot arent worth a light, pricks. the team from the 90's would probably still beat them and theyre old men now. got a evening out to look forward too soon. suit and tie doo for an evening with sir les ferdinand.

last night i was talking to a fella whos going to film a documentary called looking for number 5. and theyre gonna set off to belgium to try and find phillipe albert and interview him about his famous goal. theyve got the rest of the team involved in it now. thats gonna be class

well off to watch us get anhialated of manchester city today....

Quick everyone, hide the noose from fin.......

I Mean Five ??????Five ????

Did yas leave the goalie at home today FIN ??? Was it his day off ????

nah i think the rest of them forgot how to play foota. they were absolutely pathetic. man city didnt even try. and whatever effort they did put in they stopped once it was 5-0 it could and should have been a lot higher. that anita is f*ck shite. if he rocked up on a tuesday night id stick him straight on the yellow team.

carver hasnt got a clue. the owners a b*stard idiot. weve got 4 defenders to last the rest of the season ffs. its at the point now where i actually hope we have a massive injury crisis and drop down the league big time just so that fat t*at starts to worry a bit. we have got to be the least competetive team in the league. absolutely b*stard pathetic. not one of the pricks that wear the top give a sh*t about the club. the only player that ever emerges with any credit is janmat. atleast he hoys a shift in. the rest are clueless. if i joinered as bad as they play footy id not be doing much graft.

mike ashley is a danger to football. ultimately north east foota is basically dead. i bet him and the mackems owner are probably loving what theyve done up here. no manager of any decent pedigree is gonna want to touch either club with a geet massive barge pole. the mackems coz they sack managers on a yearly basis atleast. and us because well. you lot saw for yourself how abjectly f*ck sh*t we are today.

fingers crossed for tomorra. got tickets and its the first match ive been too for a few months. theres a canny few of us going along too. think this game comes second to the derby game for hoping we beat them. after the villa fans antics that fatefull may day in 2009 when youd think we were neighbours the way their fans went on.

plus jonas guttierez might get some involvement which would be great to see

tuesday night footy dont have the stupid mistakes like last night.

but absolutely amazing to see jonas guttierez come on as sub

If a player is substituted at half time does the new player have to ask the ref before he's allowed on the field