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I saw an ad for a Volvo dealership a few years back, offering a very good discount (25% I think) for Freemasons who could prove their membership. And it wasn't an April edition either.

Ah yes, the Freemasons & their Vu.lvos..................I'm sure there's a joke there, somewhere??!!..............

It was in a Masonic publication which wasn't renowned for its sense of humour, but you would like to have hoped it was a bit tongue in cheek.

Possibly the first 100 Masons got a free Pringle V-neck pullover thrown in too?