Holidays

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:54 pm

Off the internet, the other one was the shower scene!

Post by **ultimatehandyman** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:00 am

Bludall wrote:Ha Ha!

I thought this would tick the boxes.

Excellent.

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:48 am

What have I told you about posting pictures of me on the internet without checking with me first?

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:46 am

ultimatehandyman wrote:Oh dear lets get a few things straight.

I am not doing any building whilst I am there, YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND YOU KNOW YOU WILL If they have a computer I will show them how to make a website and then show them why they should not send out scamming emails. YOU ARE GOING TO GAMBIA NOT NIGERIA

I am not going into any huts, squatting on the floor and I am definately not eating any meal prepared in very unhygenic surroundings. I don't care if I offend anyone- If I don't like it I will not eat it, regardless of the consequences. ( handy Angie should know this ). YEAH YEAH LAST WEEK YOU SAID YOU WERE NOT EATING MY PEPPERCORN SAUCE COS I LET IT STEW TOO LONG AND IT LOOKED LIKE DIRT BUT I POURED IT ON YOUR TEA AND YOU ATE IT AND LOVED IT COS YOU KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES!

Gambia is one of the poorest countries in the world, yet you have over 100 pairs of shoes (BE 101 TOMORROW) and your son must have more than 10 pairs of designer trainers, most of whch probably cost more than £80 per pair.

WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS YOU CAN COMMENT UNTIL THEN SHUT IT. COS IM ALWAYS BUYING STUFF IM ALWAYS GIVING MY LEFTOVERS TO CHARITY NOTICE THE REGULAR BIN BAGS ON THE FRONT DOOR STEP WITH CHARITY WRITTEN ON THEM? COS YOU NEVER BUY ANY NEW STUFF YOU NEVER HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE AWAY.

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:03 pm

ultimatehandyman wrote: I am not going into any huts, squatting on the floor and I am definately not eating any meal prepared in very unhygenic surroundings. I don't care if I offend anyone- If I don't like it I will not eat it, regardless of the consequences.

You'll be missing something Chez! Take along a bottle of your favourite spirit & swig that before & after. It'll help to make the sh - err food more acceptable & it'll kill off any bugs you eat.

You might be surprised that you like what will be a very different sort of holiday. You can then tell us about it afterwards & we will have a good laugh...

Post by **ultimatehandyman** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:21 pm

Stoday wrote:
ultimatehandyman wrote: I am not going into any huts, squatting on the floor and I am definately not eating any meal prepared in very unhygenic surroundings. I don't care if I offend anyone- If I don't like it I will not eat it, regardless of the consequences.
You'll be missing something Chez! Take along a bottle of your favourite spirit & swig that before & after. It'll help to make the sh - err food more acceptable & it'll kill off any bugs you eat.

You might be surprised that you like what will be a very different sort of holiday. You can then tell us about it afterwards & we will have a good laugh...

It's not that I don't want to try eathing sh*t food, it is that it is not physically possible for me as I will puke. I can't stand fish of any description as it stinks

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:55 pm

He wont be going on any holiday unless he changes that post he just wrote about me! Talk about over stepping the mark! 5 mins or I shread the tickets, thing is that wont bother him. 4 mins or the Dewalte gets it...

skiking · Post by **skiking** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:59 pm

Can I come then

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:09 pm

Yeah if you can edit his post!

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:20 pm

He deleted it - cos he knows he was wrong ha ha! I wont gloat too much or he might put it back on.

Telmay · Post by **Telmay** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:22 pm

So what did I miss? Did UHM post your pics Angie?

skiking · Post by **skiking** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:30 pm

yeah, they were a bit saucy - even I was embarrassed

Telmay · Post by **Telmay** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:36 pm

skiking · Post by **skiking** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:50 pm

I did make a copy of them tho' - I'll PM them to you

Handy Angie · Post by **Handy Angie** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:14 pm

You are such liars!!! lol. He wrote something personal and will spend all day tomorrow shopping regretting it. Only we seem to have another water leak in the bathroom with the "even Im sick if it" waterfall tap! Showers out of bounds too due to a leak. So I suppose we will be fixing that before we can go shopping tomorrow. Whats the betting he drags that out? Ive made a hole in the roof so he can see the drip and Ive ragged a few tiles off to see under the shower tray, Ive even yanked the pedestal off. So surely me prepping the situation means the job will be done in quick time leaving plenty of time for shopping!!