He catches a big fish .... He calls his wife from the phone box - an old fashioned red one and tells her about his catch. She asks him how big it was and he says "it was THIS big" and stretches his arms out to demonstrate, in the process punching though the glass either side and slashing his wrists. He staggers out of the phone box and bleeds to death
The End. Happy Christmas!
Time for a new one, somebody
