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by ayjay » Sat May 17, 2014 3:48 pm
kellys_eye wrote: What's black and screams like f*ck?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No-one's told Stevie yet that he's black.
One day it will all be firewood.
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by wine~o » Sat May 17, 2014 3:49 pm
Rex CCTV wrote: wine~o wrote:
One hundred and eighty!!!!!!!!!!! (only kidding, you've just had the landlords left eye out......not to worry...he's still got one more working eye than you....)
Thank you for you comments, shows real backbone
Why...thankyou for your kind comment...
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by kellys_eye » Sat May 17, 2014 3:58 pm
ayjay wrote: kellys_eye wrote: What's black and screams like f*ck?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No-one's told Stevie yet that he's black.
bwahahahahaha
Stobbit - I'm dying here
Don't take it personally......
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by Razor » Sat May 17, 2014 8:05 pm
Dunno what the OPS problem is??
It ain't like Stevie Wonder is going to buy a cctv system is it
I think I'll take two chickens...
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by wine~o » Sat May 17, 2014 8:12 pm
Razor wrote: Dunno what the OPS problem is??
It ain't like Stevie Wonder is going to buy a cctv system is it
If I hadn't already been on the floor...I'm sure I would have been after reading that....
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by fin » Sat May 17, 2014 8:28 pm
lol lads yas are all mad as f*ck. im still amused about wine~o's joke about wes and his inflatable friend the other day actually
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by wine~o » Sat May 17, 2014 8:50 pm
fin wrote: lol lads yas are all mad as f*ck. im still amused about wine~o's joke about wes and his inflatable friend the other day actually
Wes doesn't have an inflatable friend anymore........
I think I'll have a chat.........
And let him down gently...
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by steviejoiner74 » Sat May 17, 2014 8:55 pm
Stevie wonders wife got him a cheese grater for his birthday....it's the most violent book he's ever read!
Carpentry,I can explain it to you but I cannot understand it for you.
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by Wes » Sat May 17, 2014 11:09 pm
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by moderator6 » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:00 am
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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