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Three fibs..one truth..
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Still number 4
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Yes wine~o ajay won again he will soon be known as liar!liar!thescruff wrote:Was that a scruff up a ladder or thescruff up a ladder![]()
http://www.myspace.com/thescruffs
or it could be.![]()
http://www.mrscruff.com/showscreen.php? ... screenid=9

Scruff that man is obviously an impersonator


i was expecting to see a video of you on holiday strutting your stuff

Man you do get around! you where up a pair of ladders fixing an ariel im sure

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Hmmm, me again eh?
OK three fibs and one truth.
1) I've been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre.
2) I've not been on the stage at the London Palladium.
3) I'm making fish pie for dinner tomorrow.
4) I eat a fried breakfast every morning.
OK three fibs and one truth.
1) I've been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre.
2) I've not been on the stage at the London Palladium.
3) I'm making fish pie for dinner tomorrow.
4) I eat a fried breakfast every morning.
One day it will all be firewood.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Ahhh...my old south London trait of being able to sniff out a 'wrongun'...tells me its......
1?
1?
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
4 true
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
I reckon number 2.......or 3 or 1 or 4........
Defo 2.....
Defo 2.....
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
.........and the truth is:-
1) I've not been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre, but I did work there, (crumpet all over the place).
2) I have been on the stage at the London Palladium, just wood butchering, not entertaining.
3) I do love a nice fish pie, but not making one today.
4) Egg on toast, bacon and mushroom is a minimum every day, kidney this morning too.
1) I've not been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre, but I did work there, (crumpet all over the place).
2) I have been on the stage at the London Palladium, just wood butchering, not entertaining.
3) I do love a nice fish pie, but not making one today.
4) Egg on toast, bacon and mushroom is a minimum every day, kidney this morning too.
One day it will all be firewood.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Never left the house without having eggs and bacon first until I was around 50. 

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
I think I got that first...
1...I've never worn Ladies clothes in public..
2...I wear a St. Christopher bought for me by my driving instructor..
3...I've never been to Wales..
4...I have a copy of the "Mona Lisa" in the attic...
Only one is true........over to you.....
1...I've never worn Ladies clothes in public..
2...I wear a St. Christopher bought for me by my driving instructor..
3...I've never been to Wales..
4...I have a copy of the "Mona Lisa" in the attic...
Only one is true........over to you.....
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
I'm going for 4
(So, that must mean that me and thescruff think you're a bit of a tranny).
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
(So, that must mean that me and thescruff think you're a bit of a tranny).

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
One day it will all be firewood.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
If I was fat that would be me.....ayjay wrote:I'm going for 4
(So, that must mean that me and thescruff think you're a bit of a tranny).![]()
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
You could have dressed as wonder woman at halloween
and you met your old Welch wokmates and they thought
so im going for 3 and you aint never going to Wales after that

and you met your old Welch wokmates and they thought

so im going for 3 and you aint never going to Wales after that

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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3 ...and your not missing much!
I intend to live forever......So far, so good
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