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Still number 4

thescruff wrote:Was that a scruff up a ladder or thescruff up a ladder

http://www.myspace.com/thescruffs

or it could be.

http://www.mrscruff.com/showscreen.php? ... screenid=9

Yes wine~o ajay won again he will soon be known as liar!liar!

Scruff that man is obviously an impersonator
i was expecting to see a video of you on holiday strutting your stuff

Man you do get around! you where up a pair of ladders fixing an ariel im sure

Hmmm, me again eh?

OK three fibs and one truth.

1) I've been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre.
2) I've not been on the stage at the London Palladium.
3) I'm making fish pie for dinner tomorrow.
4) I eat a fried breakfast every morning.

3 gotta be true

Ahhh...my old south London trait of being able to sniff out a 'wrongun'...tells me its......

1?

4 true

I reckon number 2.......or 3 or 1 or 4........

Defo 2.....

.........and the truth is:-

1) I've not been on the stage at the Whitehall theatre, but I did work there, (crumpet all over the place).
2) I have been on the stage at the London Palladium, just wood butchering, not entertaining.
3) I do love a nice fish pie, but not making one today.
4) Egg on toast, bacon and mushroom is a minimum every day, kidney this morning too.

Never left the house without having eggs and bacon first until I was around 50.

I think I got that first...

1...I've never worn Ladies clothes in public..

2...I wear a St. Christopher bought for me by my driving instructor..

3...I've never been to Wales..

4...I have a copy of the "Mona Lisa" in the attic...


Only one is true........over to you.....

2 is true

I'm going for 4

(So, that must mean that me and thescruff think you're a bit of a tranny).


Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

ayjay wrote:I'm going for 4

(So, that must mean that me and thescruff think you're a bit of a tranny).


Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

If I was fat that would be me.....

You could have dressed as wonder woman at halloween
and you met your old Welch wokmates and they thought

so im going for 3 and you aint never going to Wales after that

3 ...and your not missing much!