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Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:37 pm**

Number 1 for me......

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:51 pm**

nick200 wrote:Number 1 for me......

Just can't picture him in a leather mini and fishnet tights then Nick

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:56 pm**

Now that you say it.......maybe i should change my answer to 4!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:02 pm**

1...I've never worn Ladies clothes in public..Several times ...but only on carnival floats and "school discos.."

2...I wear a St. Christopher bought for me by my driving instructor..TRUE!!! two accidents whilst learning to drive..neither of which were my fault..

3...I've never been to Wales..Of course I have..though I may not choose to return....

4...I have a copy of the "Mona Lisa" in the attic...I have a photo of my sister in law in the loft..and she moans a lot..

over to you Scruff..[/quote]

Posted: **Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:46 pm**

Ok a few interesting ones from my mad days.

1. I have a pilots license.

2. I go parachuting every weekend.

3. I skippered the lifeboat.

4. I jumped overboard in the middle of the English channel to test a new life jacket and had to be rescued.

One lie, and none apply now.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:17 am**

Im going for the pilots license (1) well you need to fly for all your gigs mabye

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:23 am**

aileenynwa wrote:Im going for the pilots license (1) well you need to fly for all your gigs mabye

So are you saying true or false aileenynwa

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:14 am**

thescruff wrote:
aileenynwa wrote:Im going for the pilots license (1) well you need to fly for all your gigs mabye
So are you saying true or false aileenynwa

Im going to press the blue button for .....Bzzzzzzzzzz

true

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:34 am**

But it's the false one you have to find.

One fib and 3 true.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:58 am**

No 2 is the lie.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:01 pm**

No 3 is the lie.....

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:49 pm**

nick200 wrote:No 3 is the lie.....

Nope that ones True Nick

anymore takers.

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:46 pm**

Id say two....it very expensive, been there done it, still got the dirt up me nose!

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:39 pm**

thescruff wrote:Ok a few interesting ones from my mad days.

1. I have a pilots license. True I had a PPL until I lost it due to illness

2. I go parachuting every weekend. fib, would have liked to but never seem to have the time

3. I skippered the lifeboat. True, I used to take the lifeboat out, and sit 3-5 miles off-shore when the yachts were racing.

4. I jumped overboard in the middle of the English channel to test a new life jacket and had to be rescued. True, I jumped overboard to test the lifejacket, think they came off the Titanic, anyway they were useless and I couldn't get back to the boat, and with a 12knott current down the English Channel I was a good mile up the road before they picked me up

One lie, and none apply now.

Another one for Ayjay

Posted: **Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:38 pm**

I think I must have chosen the wrong vocation!

O.K. Three fibs and one truth:-

1 ) I drink too much instant coffee.
2) I love opera.
3) I've never been to Spain.
4) I drink too much beer.

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