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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
Got to be 2.
You can't drink too much beer or coffee, and Spain's the best place for both.
You can't drink too much beer or coffee, and Spain's the best place for both.

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
well as 2 and 3 are taken i'll go for 1...coffee..
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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i think 1 is the truth as my attention is drawn to the word "instant" you can never have enough proper coffeeayjay wrote:I think I must have chosen the wrong vocation!![]()
O.K. Three fibs and one truth:-
1 ) I drink too much instant coffee.
2) I love opera.
3) I've never been to Spain.
4) I drink too much beer.
i love being married
it's great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life
I have a soft spot for the wife, it's a peat bog just outside Ardross
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it's great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life
I have a soft spot for the wife, it's a peat bog just outside Ardross
Still Yes Highland
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
1 ) I drink too much instant coffee.
Haven't touched it for years, I came to realise that I hate the stuff, it's nothing like coffee , I do get through far too much of the real stuff though.
2) I love opera.
I'd rather remove my own testicles with a jigsaw, (or something like that) than listen to opera.
3) I've never been to Spain.
I've never been to Spain.
4) I drink too much beer.
Probably used to a few years ago, (every night + Sat and Sun lunchtimes) but rarely get to the pub now and even less since the smoking ban.
I think that was HBWT who cunningly worked that one out first.
Haven't touched it for years, I came to realise that I hate the stuff, it's nothing like coffee , I do get through far too much of the real stuff though.
2) I love opera.
I'd rather remove my own testicles with a jigsaw, (or something like that) than listen to opera.
3) I've never been to Spain.
I've never been to Spain.
4) I drink too much beer.
Probably used to a few years ago, (every night + Sat and Sun lunchtimes) but rarely get to the pub now and even less since the smoking ban.
I think that was HBWT who cunningly worked that one out first.

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Ok...one fib...
I have been on the TV in documentary about Decorating
I support Millwall
I hate flying
I can crochet
I have been on the TV in documentary about Decorating
I support Millwall
I hate flying
I can crochet
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
You'd hate flying even more if I was the pilot,
And no-one supports Millwall so I'm going for 2 
By the way I perfected the one wheel landing at Lulsgate.



By the way I perfected the one wheel landing at Lulsgate.


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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
I'm going for 3, hates flying.
I went to Millwall once, I think it must have been late 60s, at half time when you wanted a wazz you just went up to the top of the terraces and sprayed it over the big drop at the back.
I went to Millwall once, I think it must have been late 60s, at half time when you wanted a wazz you just went up to the top of the terraces and sprayed it over the big drop at the back.
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
crocheting is sooooooo tempting....(No..not in that way...)
I'm going for 1 as the lie...you've never appeared in a documentary about decorating..No channel would commission it...(As interesting as watching paint dry..
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I'm going for 1 as the lie...you've never appeared in a documentary about decorating..No channel would commission it...(As interesting as watching paint dry..

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Hmmm interesting... 

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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
i am going to take a stab in the dark and say number 2 just for the hell of it lol
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Spot the obvious pun! lol
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Ok........
I have been on the TV in documentary about Decorating
True...it was called the slate in Wales, and went national on BBC about a year later.
I support Millwall
(see avatar!) oh and Scruff, your 'no one supports Millwall' comment has been noted ..and you name and home address have gone on 'the list' for future reference..
I hate flying
Hate it with a passion....I stress myself out for months on end if I have to fly..so much so that I joined a internet forum for nervous
(very!!) flyers!
I can crochet
Dear o dear.......
Ok...no takers...so its me again then...Im sure Chez would love a go at this...
Right.......One truth.
I can play the drums,
I was staying next door to the grand hotel Brighton the night it was bombed
I met Jim Kerr from Simple Minds whilst hiking on the black moutains and spent so long chatting to him we had to make our way down in near darkness.
My next door neighbour in London was Rolf Harris
I have been on the TV in documentary about Decorating
True...it was called the slate in Wales, and went national on BBC about a year later.
I support Millwall
(see avatar!) oh and Scruff, your 'no one supports Millwall' comment has been noted ..and you name and home address have gone on 'the list' for future reference..

I hate flying
Hate it with a passion....I stress myself out for months on end if I have to fly..so much so that I joined a internet forum for nervous

I can crochet
Dear o dear.......





Ok...no takers...so its me again then...Im sure Chez would love a go at this...
Right.......One truth.
I can play the drums,
I was staying next door to the grand hotel Brighton the night it was bombed
I met Jim Kerr from Simple Minds whilst hiking on the black moutains and spent so long chatting to him we had to make our way down in near darkness.
My next door neighbour in London was Rolf Harris
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Re: Three fibs..one truth..
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Strange, but interesting theory... 

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