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I'm working from home today (as is the Mrs.)

Mrs. W~o in kitchen... "why is there never anything for my lunch ?"

W~o checks fridge, half a mozzarella ball (left over from last nights dinner,) packet of Ham slices from supermarket...

Ten minutes later, Ham and Mozzarella toasted sandwich, home-made green tomato chutney on the side...

I'm on Keto so have difficulty finding something low on carbs. So I had a black coffee and a tin of corned beef

And afterwards did Missus WO say, "Why do the windows always look so dirty?"

Sorry mate you got mugged off





Ps sounds tasty though