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We had the neighbours' teenage daughter playing karaoke with her chav mates last night. It started at 11.40 and only ended at 1.05 am because I banged on the wall several times (oh the joy of a semi-detached!)

The parents go out and leave her to do whatever she likes, funny thing is they don't know she has all the local chav boys hanging around their house as soon as they disappear and they go home before the parents return.

You should video them and post it to them

I just typed out a letter telling them what goes on when they are not in. They'll get it today. The dad is one of these guys who walks like he's wet himself, you know swaggers! He thinks he is such a great dad but he hasn't a clue. Total tossers! One of the chav friends was the one who damaged our car when she was with him and the stupid girl swore she didn't know him!

Tell him they are all boys that go round there

I have done!

Sounds like it will not be too long before you are woken with a screaming baby in the night Start knitting a baby baseball cap!!

DWD

Well I live in what used to be the unmarried, teenage pregnancy hot spot in the country.

Bludall wrote:Well I live in what used to be the unmarried, teenage pregnancy hot spot in the country.

That is funny because we all do

Now we probably do.

Leave some condoms 'sort of hidden' in their house that should stir things up a bit

Don't need them, so would have to fork out money on the chav, b*gger that! A good idea though.

Rummage around town bound to find loads of used ones floating about near graveyards and bicycle sheds

Urgghh!

I thought that was just a mate of mine ( dead now).
He got it on with a girl who was then nicknamed 'Monster Mash' after the grave yard time.