This Simply Cannot Be!!

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:27 pm

Bloody Germans - they lost two world wars against us, the bleeding Bruces and Sheilas think we are nuffin but whinging Pomms.

Now the two have conspired to create the ultimate of insults

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7919429.stm

Send out the fer***g gunboats I say.

Inky Pete · Post by **Inky Pete** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:49 pm

Do we still have any gunboats???

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:11 pm

Probably not, maybe some old rusty tub from WWII with a 303 mounted up front

Sparky James · Post by **Sparky James** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:32 pm

Who cares we are shite at it anyway

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:54 pm

Sparky James wrote:Who cares we are shite at it anyway

Slight correction there James. WE are not shyte, our Government is shyte.

Inky Pete · Post by **Inky Pete** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:02 pm

Letting the Windies smack us around for nearly 750 IS pretty shyte.

EJJ150847 · Post by **EJJ150847** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:04 pm

It's just not cricket!!!

John

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:21 pm

Agreed John, the place has gone to the dogs - BOUNDERS the lot of 'em I say.

Welsh Decorator · Post by **Welsh Decorator** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:31 pm

IDontBelieveIt wrote:Agreed John, the place has gone to the dogs - BOUNDERS the lot of 'em I say.

There must be a few Cadd's as well?

Sparky James · Post by **Sparky James** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:37 pm

IDontBelieveIt wrote:
Sparky James wrote:Who cares we are shite at it anyway
Slight correction there James. WE are not shyte, our Government is shyte.

Funny that sounds like a conversation we had at work today we need a change at no.10 PDQ.

Post by **ultimatehandyman** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:39 pm

Next they will be trying to rewrite history by saying there was no holocaust

IDontBelieveIt · Post by **IDontBelieveIt** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:21 pm

ultimatehandyman wrote:Next they will be trying to rewrite history by saying there was no holocaust

Nah Chez some Bishop has tried that one and it didn't work.

Mind you after Israel 'exploits' into the Gaza strip it would be tempting, very tempting to say it never happened - serve the buggers right. And whilst on that subject why should the rest if the world pay to repair all the damage in the Gaza? Surely Israel should pay for it 100% they damaged the ferking place (using USA weapon systems)

doomed · Post by **doomed** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:50 am

Or we never started football or ruby

Steve the Gas · Post by **Steve the Gas** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:24 am

Ruby?

Oh curries

scot-canuck · Post by **scot-canuck** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:17 am

i think we should follow the israel example, tit for tat retaliation.
Bloody hamas lobbing rockets...poke a bear too long and you get bit

bloody unwashed hippies and hand wringers moaning about "the poor palestinians" yeah sure, the same lot who love a terrorist group who keeps bringing sh*t down on their head.

perhaps we should nuke the entire middle east, might make a nice fireworks show and would end all their arguments...perhaps russia would be willing to sell us the plans for this -> http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba.html (some videos of the drop and the test blast close to the bottom of the page)
since they are a bit hard up, then we could warm tehran up some more and shut up their loud mouth president for good.

Also would mean we could get the use out of those expensive nuclear missile WE paid for, but the govt never plans to use.....either use them or dont have the damned things