The 24th Psalm

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:45 pm

Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Conservative Party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though I wait for my dole,

I own the bank that refuseth me.

Brown has annointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over my income,

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.

From henceforth we will live all the days of our lives

In a rented home with an overseas landlord.

I am glad I am British,

I am glad I am free.

But I wish I were a dog

And Brown was a tree.

Post by **ultimatehandyman** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:00 pm

thescruff · Post by **thescruff** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:25 pm

Brilliant Mooncat. That's your knighthood out the window

Steve the Gas · Post by **Steve the Gas** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:23 am

Geewizz · Post by **Geewizz** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:50 am

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February 18th, 2009 5:56pm

In my email!!

Our David, who art a Tory,
Cameron be thy name - when
Thy Government come
Thy will be done
In media, as it is on television
Give us today our daily sound bite
And forgive us our scepticism
As we forgive those who ENDLESSLY ask Brown if he will apologise for the 'boom and bust' thing
Lead us not into Thatcherism
But deliver us from Capitalism
For thine is the charisma, the opportunism, and the credit crunch
For ever and ever
I hope not