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Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 3:30 pm**

Hi!
My name is Adam!

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 3:36 pm**

jesus, first post and we already know your life story

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 3:36 pm**

hello adam, are you a yanky doodle dandy? 8-)

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 3:46 pm**

Hi Adam!

Are you likely to say words like a-loooooo-mi-nummm instead of aluminium?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 6:57 pm**

Are you Jaberwocky???

DWD

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 11:49 pm**

It's half of the world's shortest poem.

The whole poem is:

Adam had 'em

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 7:08 pm**

One post - I think you gut=ys scared hinm orfff

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2007 8:32 pm**

Have you got fat fingers Scrit?

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 12:19 pm**

Keeps missing the nails he hammers into his cabinets.

Now he's got flat fingers.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 5:32 pm**

I thought the shortest poem was Ode to a Goldfish

"O wet pet"

Let's get acquainted