urgent warning!!!!!

feva · Post by **feva** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:31 pm

the man flu is doing the rounds, ive got it and i honestly thinks its deadly, i already wrote my will out! im reading a tom clancey book and its has the ebola virus in it, and that starts with you feeling like you have the flu, i thinks thats what ive got! if i didnt post any more, you'll know ive got the deadly man flu! women complain about child birth, ive seen it first had, at least they get strong pain killers, what do i get sweet f a
and women get time off, ive got to work!!! bloody man flu!!! do you think at 25 im too young for the flu jab?[/b]

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:37 pm

Poor you.Take some paracetamol, half a bottle of whisky and get an early night!
You'll either feel better or so pickled that you won't care in the morning!
They only give flu jabs to the elderly or those with conditions like asthma. I get 'woman' flu every Christmas without fail and I can NEVER get the jab. I even offered to pay for it but they still wouldn't give me one. Annoying isn't it?

Stoday · Post by **Stoday** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:29 pm

Think yourself lucky, Bluebottle.

If you get a flu jab you go to the doc's on flu day and the place is crowded out with old fogeys all getting their jab on the production line. One foot in the grave? This lot look as though they've just crawled out of one.

I must have looked particularly knackered because the doc insisted on taking my blood pressure too.

You wouldn't want to be bundled in with that lot would you Blubog?

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:11 am

feva wrote:the man flu is doing the rounds, ive got it and i honestly thinks its deadly, i already wrote my will out! im reading a tom clancey book and its has the ebola virus in it, and that starts with you feeling like you have the flu, i thinks thats what ive got! if i didnt post any more, you'll know ive got the deadly man flu! women complain about child birth, ive seen it first had, at least they get strong pain killers, what do i get sweet f a
and women get time off, ive got to work!!! bloody man flu!!! do you think at 25 im too young for the flu jab?[/b]

Typical, women get colds, and men get the flu.

My Oh gets man flu, poor thing, he's such a martyr, he has to get out of bed, drive 6 miles to work, and has a hard day sitting in an office, poor bu55er comes home, has a nice bath, sits on sofa, and has his dinner cooked for him.

When I have a cold, I take Day Nurse tablets, go to my job, on my feet all day, do a hard physical job, (I'm a martyr too)

come home, has a nice bath, then cooks a dinner for my poor hubby who is sitting on his arris, wont take anything for it, as he likes to sniff and sneeze to let me know how ill he is.

I then take some lemsip, or Night Nurse tabs, offer some to OH, but he waves them away, as he likes to suffer.

Ahhh its a hard life.....

Hope you get better soon feva,

try day nurse tabs, they are fantastic, they take all your ailments away, even if its for a few hours, and you do feel heaps better, I swear by them.

Am off to work to now, have a cold coming, but I will soldier on, thats what us females do. :laughing8:

leebwk · Post by **leebwk** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:56 am

It's just done the rounds in our house me the other half and all 4 kids have had it (of course i had it the worse )

feva · Post by **feva** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:10 am

ive been taking paracetmol, ibprofen 600mg and $$$$><, but to little effect, thats why i think its the deadly man flu

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:41 am

I think Man Flu is ultimately fatal, and the duty of the woman in the house is to relieve the suffering by whatever method she can, be it medication, alcohol or DVDs ........ and should by a small chance there be a momentary relapse into better health - which *MAY* co-incidentally happen to occur at same time as major sporting events or evening outs, it should not be assumed the Man Flu has been banished from the poor sufferers racked body, so care should be taken to continue the medication, etc to help the sufferer enjoy his fleeting moment left on earth

leebwk · Post by **leebwk** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:27 am

I totally agree Hoovie

God women don't know how lucky they are

Slugster · Post by **Slugster** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:48 am

Why on average do married men die before their wives do?

Because they want to...

panlid · Post by **panlid** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:52 pm

man flu is a real thing that women dont want to acknowledge.
like when they give birth, piece of p*ss but they tell us it is hell because they know we can never disprove it.
in all knowing how most women exagerate i would say man flu has to worse than giving birth by a country mile :sad2:

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:39 pm

It's a shame men never suffer the pain of tearing during child birth! Brings tears to the eyes thinking about it:cb

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:43 pm

for men, the tears start AFTER childbirth and for next 20+ years

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:23 pm

Hoovie wrote:I think Man Flu is ultimately fatal, and the duty of the woman in the house is to relieve the suffering by whatever method she can, be it medication, alcohol or DVDs ........ and should by a small chance there be a momentary relapse into better health - which *MAY* co-incidentally happen to occur at same time as major sporting events or evening outs, it should not be assumed the Man Flu has been banished from the poor sufferers racked body, so care should be taken to continue the medication, etc to help the sufferer enjoy his fleeting moment left on earth

bobbie-dazzler · Post by **bobbie-dazzler** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:26 pm

panlid wrote:man flu is a real thing that women dont want to acknowledge.
like when they give birth, piece of p*ss but they tell us it is hell because they know we can never disprove it.
in all knowing how most women exagerate i would say man flu has to worse than giving birth by a country mile :sad2:

I wont even go there, but

feva · Post by **feva** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:27 pm

that post that i edited was meant to say $$$$><, but it came out with like it did! well i still alive! im all bunged up and having my head in a tin of undercoat doent help.
your so right about child birth, at least the baby comes out, try getting kicked in the nuts, the pain goes to you stomuch.

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