Right time, and day, but wrong place!

[Mooncat]

Lady M volunteered us for a coffee morning today, at Holy Trinity Hall. So she went to the Catholic Hall, which was full of breastfeeding mummies! She said, "Well it was the only hall I knew of"! Duh!

[ultimatehandyman]

[nick200]

Until recently I went to those places with my wife, scary places!!

[dandan]

I once arrived at the airport at 5am to catch a flight, got to the front of the queue only to be told I was a day early

[Mooncat]

I once arrived at the airport at 5am to catch a flight, got to the front of the queue only to be told I was a day early

Probably better than being told you were a day late though.

[BillyGoat]

Until recently I went to those places with my wife, scary places!!

We was told about those......I just thought to myself WTF?

The midwife said "it's a room full of like minded mums who want to breastfeed together and talk".

I was going to ask if the blokes have a side room where they w*nk each other off, but it sounded:

a) gay
and
b) all the midwives I've met so far have ZERO sense of humour.

(C - the missis would have given me the STARE)