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MANFLU!!!!!!

In a right foul mood and had a worse week!!!

Went to Frankfurt this week, set off at 3.30am and got my flight. Got to Frankfurt and had to circle an hour before they decided the airport had to close and we went to Hannover - some 370km from where I needed to be.

A LONG day later, we finally got to the hotel - 11.30pm, some 14 odd hours late.

Snow was horrendous, but the Germans just don't care.....we were doing 60mph on the roads with ice/snow and were being overtaken like we were stood still!!!

This was ONE days worth of snow, it's .5L cup!!
Back after much faffing around, now dying on my arse......yey for weekends

Onwards and upwards.

Aaaaaaaaaah germany....my mate does computerish stuff for a software firm who do real time 5hit for stock and money traders.

They had a meeting with some gents from the Bank of Berlin.

My mate said to me that he wasn't calling his colleague a thick fcuking tawt but he asked them where the bank was based!!!

FU FRIDAY FU!!!!!

Just stood upstairs while the missis was about to get in the shower - odd, I can hear water!!!!!!!

The shower waste is now emptying into the kitchen downstairs.

Where is the white flag, I'm ready to wave it

That's ok you can both shower at the same time

Razor wrote:That's ok you can both shower at the same time

I hope his missus doesn't P whilst having a shower. (unless BG prefers the golden type)