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LFC are not paying him enough. To the point where he now tries to eat other players.
He must be related to Mike Tyson.

I like Kentucky fried chicken as well

He's a bit of a diva when he's hungry.

Liverpool have confirmed they will warm up for their next game in McDonalds uniforms to show support for Luis Suarez.

Luis Suarez really took a chunk out of Chelsea's defence on Sunday.

Luis Suarez has announced he's leaving Liverpool at the end of the season.
He's been offered 200 grand a week on The Walking Dead.

kintangoman wrote:LFC are not paying him enough. To the point where he now tries to eat other players.
He must be related to Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson has actually started following Suarez on Twitter

kintangoman wrote:LFC are not paying him enough

No, they're just not feeding him enough......

Either that or he's been watching too many Attenborough documentaries

Apparently Liverpool FC are taking him to the vets tomorrow, to get a set of false teeth fitted (as soon as his own have been pulled)

joinerjohn wrote:Apparently Liverpool FC are taking him to the vets tomorrow, to get a set of false teeth fitted (as soon as his own have been pulled)

Bet he could still give a nasty suck, though - prolly look like a love bite!

Job and Knock wrote:

kintangoman wrote:LFC are not paying him enough

No, they're just not feeding him enough......

Either that or he's been watching too many Attenborough documentaries

well, you may be right there, but I think LFC are only expected to pay his wages, then he uses money to feed himself. If LFC aint paying him enough, then he needs to eat other players

I hear every other premiership team supporter wants LFC to show Suarez the door? WHY, why would any team want to sell their best player/asset

I remember a certain Jermaine Defoe wrestling down Javier Messarano to the ground and bitting him. All Defoe got was a yellow card. But some 'clowns' are suggesting that Suarez should be banned from playing football. REALLY. How come Defoe now plays for England?

Suarez just need an arm around him. He needs some one to tell him that he is loved, that's all

kintangoman wrote:
I remember a certain Jermaine Defoe wrestling down Javier Messarano to the ground and bitting him. All Defoe got was a yellow card. But some 'clowns' are suggesting that Suarez should be banned from playing football. REALLY. How come Defoe now plays for England?

Not quite how the BBC describes the incident.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 076094.stm

Oh yes, the Beep. That great organisation to whom we pay our TV licences only to have nothing interesting to watch on TV over the weekends. I hear good programes are only aired between 9am-6pm? I need to find a way of watching TV (say on the Internet) without paying the licence fee. Or better still, I'll prefer Pay as You go TV. If I don't like the program's, I don't pay, so I won't watch