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I've got the deal of the century.

Got home about an hour ago and found a letter from: Solar Fusion.
It said I will be given £2,000 if I get them in within 7 days
Reduce my energy bills by up to 50%
Earn tax free return, for next 20 yrs, GUARANTEED from govt
Protect me against rising energy costs of 32%
Sell excess leccy to my provider
The list is endless.

I could not afford to loose out as I was informed if I don't sign now, the govt may soon withdraw the offer of Tax Free feed in tarrif for 20 yrs.
so I hurriedly phoned them and have booked an appointment.
I reckon this is the best financial decision I've ever made. Infact, I'm proud of myself. It's like having free money. To think I'd have put the £18,000 in the bank and get 0.25% for it? No way Pedro.

I don't know how they got my address, but I'm happy they did as I'd have missed out on this fabolous opportunity.

Great news Kintango...can you recommend me to them as I would also love to benefit from this splendid offer.........

wine~o wrote:Great news Kintango...can you recommend me to them as I would also love to benefit from this splendid offer.........

Nice try wine~o
I'd rather not. Last thing I want is your missus asking you to provide the tel number of the 'ijiot' who recommended you, then phoning me and calling me a few choice names!
I'm not falling for that!!!!

kintangoman wrote:

Nice try wine~o

I'm not falling for that!!!!

No-one can accuse you of being gullible.....

Check the small print Kintangoman - this is a scam. There are many, many pitfalls in the offer.

kellys_eye wrote:Check the small print Kintangoman - this is a scam. There are many, many pitfalls in the offer.

I think you'll find Kintango had his tongue firmly in cheek with this post/thread........

wine~o wrote:

kellys_eye wrote:Check the small print Kintangoman - this is a scam. There are many, many pitfalls in the offer.

I think you'll find Kintango had his tongue firmly in cheek with this post/thread........

Well, I couldn't resist the 'temptation'!!
But you have X-Ray eyes.

kellys_eye wrote:Check the small print Kintangoman - this is a scam. There are many, many pitfalls in the offer.

What really???


Good job you're here otherwise he might've fell for it

Jeez..... you follow the 'kintango joke response meme' and no one gets it.....

I think I need to find a forum with a higher overall intellect

kellys_eye wrote:Jeez..... you follow the 'kintango joke response meme' and no one gets it.....

I think I need to find a forum with a higher overall intellect

Have you tried Doughnuts??? If you add together the combined IQ of every regular poster on there then divide it by the average age of the poster....errr....0.00000001 my maths may have put the decimal point in the wrong place......

kellys_eye wrote:Jeez..... you follow the 'kintango joke response meme' and no one gets it.....

I think I need to find a forum with a higher overall intellect

You've made me laff so much my sides are aching!!!

wine~o wrote: Have you tried Doughnuts??? If you add together the combined IQ of every regular poster on there then divide it by the average age of the poster....errr....0.00000001 my maths may have put the decimal point in the wrong place......

I repent - 30 seconds was long enough away - take me back..... PLEEEEEASE