Help me out guys

[Cannyfixit]

Last month Mrs Canny went ballistic when i caught the bumper on the car,come home tonight and noticed the carpet has a iron shaped burn mark on it

so what do i do
wait for her to confess or confront her as soon as she comes in

[Wes]

Throw the book at here mate Not actually at her mate coz she's got nothing to do with it, unless her mates the one that burnt the carpet

Anyway, give her one of these Canny

A good telling off haha (Medium).jpg (29.08 KiB) Viewed 3642 times

[BillyGoat]

I'd try your luck at some whoppie first......if she gives you the brush off, say something like "could see such and such doing the ironing earlier, must be mad....." then try again. If she says no a second time, throw the iron at her.

BG

[thescruff]

She'll come in look at the burn mark and say.

"what the f*ck you do that for"

[Cannyfixit]

Well she came in and fair play she blurted it out tears and all ,I'll give women 10/10 for manipulation its gone from me bollocking her to me agreeing to buy new

[Bikergirl]

Yeah. I seem to be missing that gene. My other half has it tho- whatever happens, whoever did whatever it was, somehow it's my fault.

[kellys_eye]

For a few days every month, everything in the universe is MY fault

After that, only 99.99999% is.

[ayjay]

For a few days every month,

After that, only 99.99999% is.

Mine is past that stage in life - now it's 100 % my fault - I couldn't give a toss - I'm thick skinned, shallow, and insensitive, and she can still get her ankles up to her ears.

[philprime]

Same here everything is my fault all of the time

[kintangoman]

Mine claims I blame her for everything? Then say she reckons its because I do not love her REALLY???

So now, before I open my mouth, she blurts out: ''it's your sons, they did it''

[Colour Republic]

Regardless of you handle it now, the one thing you must do above all else is... Write it down for future reference! List offence, dates, times and any other background info that may help you in the future. Especially if you forgave them at the time.

Men do not have anywhere near the same level of photographic memory that women do. For years I struggled for come backs when she'd reel off my past misdemeanours, now I simple say... Hang on, I need my list.

[kintangoman]

[Wes]

Men do not have anywhere near the same level of photographic memory that women do.

Don't know about that, I remember my art teachers knockers from twenty years ago

[joinerjohn]

Reminds me of the American chap who came home, to find his wife standing there in a itsy bitsy bikini. She said to him,"Darling,, you wanna see what 10 dollars looks like crumpled up?" "Sure thing honey" he replies. She reaches seductively into her bikini top and pulls a crumpled up $10 bill from it's hiding place.. The man shivers with excitement.

"Honey,, ya wanna see what 100 dollars looks like crumpled up ?" The man gulps and says "Oh yes please." Barley able to stop trembling,,,, She reaches very seductively into the front of her bikini bottom,, and pulls out a $100 bill,,,,,,,
The man's now beside himself with excitement...

"Darling honey bunch,,, ya wanna see what a hundred thousand dollars looks like all crumpled up?",,,,,,,,, Ooooh baby yes, yes, yes,,, She then says, "Go and look in the garage at the Merc,, I had a slight accident on the freeway today."

[ayjay]

Men do not have anywhere near the same level of photographic memory that women do.

I remember my art teachers knockers from twenty years ago

Mine only had moobs - but I well remember his nickname "Flick" and the reason for it - a swift, expert and very painful flick to the ear from behind for just about any misdemeanour - this was way before schools went soft of course.

Stupid smellchecker doesn't like misdemeanour - it requires misdemeanour's. It's not keen on moobs either.