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the mad one wanted me to join her while she walked the dog, couldn't be arsed as I had a few things to do & now I am getting "you never want to do anything as a family" & "you go on that computer& just ignore us"
between my usual job & weekend job I'm working 7 days a week, I need some time to just relax now & again
she tells me I need to get my book finished (latest Reacher novel) but then gets a cob on when I want to do just that
mental the lot of them

Ahh women. The hardest of creatures to understand. When I ask my missus if anything's wrong (when she's got the sulks), her usual response is,,, "Nothing" . That's when I know there is something wrong, and that's usually my innate ability to shut everything out when I'm engrossed in something important (like replying to this thread). When she says anything to me and it starts with the word "Babes,," I instinctively know, it's going to be summat I don't want to do.

If she's not reached the menopause, and if she's not got a touch of early-onset Alzheimers - you ain't seen nothing yet.

So true!

....and just DON'T tell her see the doctor about her PMT........ don't...... you're life isn't worth the aggro.

village idiot wrote:the mad one wanted me to join her while she walked the dog

Your better of going for a walk with her.

At least you wont have to kiss her goodbye.

ahhh i dont have these problems. young free and single. but aye i do know there all insane. bunch of bloody loopers.

A wise man once said "never trust anything that bleeds for a week each month and doesn't die"

dandan wrote:A wise man once said "never trust anything that bleeds for a week each month and doesn't die"

and can give milk, without eating grass!

They are all mental, some moreso than others.

Then again she may have a point.

When did you last go out with her.

A little appreciation instead of excuses goes a long way

Don't moan at me about your wife, they're all the same, they come outta a factory somewhere. This factory owner spent billions making them look different, different legs, arms, heads, faces, waists, tits, minge's ever last detail different. Only problem was, he done the whole developement budget on looks hence, they've all got the same software & guess what, its gotta glitch.

As I said, they're all the same. Had I know this at 18 I could have saved myself a fortune on them & just picked the first one that cooked breakfast in the morning and said thanks for the night before's efforts.

Regards
T

thescruff wrote:
A little appreciation instead of excuses goes a long way

Good point...well made

The man with no aim wrote: they come outta a factory somewhere. they've all got the same software & guess what, its gotta glitch.

And a little periodic "Maintainence" goes a long way...As said by Mr. Scruff a little appreciation......or the odd compliment...

Better still (and it cost nothing more than a bit of time) cook Her breakfast...

I would take the dog for a walk and leave the missus at home

Obviously wine~o's Christmas present is on the line......

I said to my missus "I fancy a pint or two, get yer coat on "
"Oooh" she said with a beaming smile - "you haven't taken me out for ages"
"I'm not" says I......."I'm turning the heating off"