How many .... thread

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:24 am

Add in your own

Mine:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:45 am

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.

It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:38 am

How many men does it take to put the toilet seat back down?

I don't know, it's never happened yet!

(Before all of you guys get defensive, I always put it down in our house, I'm a big girl now, I'm used to it by now!)

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:09 pm

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter but the light bulb really needs to want to change!

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:14 pm

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, One to screw in the new bulb, and one to sing a sad song about the old bulb.

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:32 am

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one...but it takes an entire A & E Department to get it out.

Hoovie · Post by **Hoovie** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:33 am

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Four

Actually, only one to screw it in.

The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Welsh Decorator · Post by **Welsh Decorator** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:01 pm

How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:12 pm

Welsh Decorator wrote:How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.

OOOOH! You're going to get it for that one.

Mooncat · Post by **Mooncat** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:17 pm

Welsh Decorator wrote:How many women on the cycle does it take to change a light bulb?

4?

Why?

IT JUST DOES!...........O.K.

It must be very difficult to stay upright while stationary and screwing in the new lightbulb, what with pedalling and holding the handlebar still. Wearing a helmet is a must.

Bludall · Post by **Bludall** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:19 pm

Mooncat,

Wd's effort hit out twice in our house then, cyclists and women!