Today

[dynamod]

Why the hell is it every time you go into a shop these days, the person serving you has to ask, "Would you like X with that TODAY?"

What's with this TODAY nonsense anyway??????

"Would you like a bag with that TODAY?" - Nah, think I'll struggle out of the shop with it and come back for the bag tomorrow.

Corporate training - 1 size fits all.

[TrickyDicky]

And.......................

When I clearly only have a box of cereal & some milk, is the question "Would you like any help with your packing?" really necessary...................?

Might say yes one day and make everybody wait while they find a 'packing assistant'

[root]

i had a guy that said 'can i tempt you with a bar of chocolate for £1 today'

i said yes......

[kellys_eye]

I always get barmaids asking me "would you like a tray with that?" to which I answer

"no thanks, I've got enough to carry already".

[Pooneil]

Why the hell is it every time you go into a shop these days, the person serving you has to ask, "Would you like X with that TODAY?"

What's with this TODAY nonsense anyway??????

"Would you like a bag with that TODAY?" - Nah, think I'll struggle out of the shop with it and come back for the bag tomorrow.

Corporate training - 1 size fits all.

WH Smiths is the worst for this. I've taken to pre-empting them by placing my purchase on the counter and pointedly saying “Just this, thank you.”

And then there are the cashiers who automatically say “Sorry for the wait” even if you were the only one in the queue and went straight to the front.

[big-all]

i just say "yes if your paying"

[Cannyfixit]

Petrol stations are always offering chocolate at the till,I said to the last assistant I have just walked past all the chocolates if i had wanted some i would have it in my hand now

[weets]

argos store card, insurance cover, gift cards... incredibly annoying

[dynamod]

And all you end up with is a wallet full of cards and no money..................

[Hitch]

I drop the stuff on the counter, and say 'Just that please' too.

Of the ones in Asda, 'Have you had a good day?'
Normal reply is "Yeah, no so bad, until I came in here"

[SMR Bathrooms]

Its a script they have to be annoying

[silver_star]

Wilko is a PITA for it.....every time you buy anything from there you get "Would you like any cash back, mobile phone top ups or stamps with that" rattled off to you.

[Cannyfixit]

Latest one for me is Sports Direct,twice now they have hounded me to buy a carrier bag for 58p,the last time i said why must i pay to advertise your store,the spotty faced runt answered well security might pull you on the way out if items are not bagged,
I asked to speak to a supervisor and the runt said that's me well i said i want a bag for my t shirts or you can take them back and refund me
So as i walked out i clearly held up my FREE bag to anyone that was looking

[Bikergirl]

I hate Starbucks new thing of asking for your name to put on your cup. If I thought any of them would get the joke I would say "Pike".

[Dickie]

I hate Starbucks new thing of asking for your name to put on your cup. If I thought any of them would get the joke I would say "Pike".

Yeah, think what it's like for me in Starbucks................'There's a Large Mocochocolocalotafranmpalatte for a D.ck Puller'!!!
Turns heads that does!!