How not to paper a ceiling

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How not to paper a ceiling

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Finished this bathroom last month, sub contract job and then a 'painter and decorator' came along and papered the ceiling. Not I hasten to add a 'painter and decorator' employed by myself....................mine are actual real ones!

I wouldn't mind but I could have done the ceiling myself but elected not too. Not only has he done a very poor job but he got the protecting coat applied to the paper all over my ruddy tiles and just left it.

The client hasn't even asked for it to be done again, but did comment that it cost £85 per roll. That, I found amusing as I saw the rolls and they were labelled at £8 pmsl.
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Not sure which is worse the paper or the paperhanging.

That is seriously gaudy :sad:

Pssss, do they call it paper hanging when it's on a ceiling :scratch:
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thescruff wrote:Not sure which is worse the paper or the paperhanging.

That is seriously gaudy :sad:

Pssss, do they call it paper hanging when it's on a ceiling :scratch:

it is hanging on the ceiling lol The paper is horrendous, the design doesn't belong anywhere except inside a shed.

The paper hasn't even been centred either, he came off the wall by a full width to make it easier for himself.
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Perhaps they wanted a Victorian public bog look. :B
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Terrible paperhanging and setting out... but I actually quite like it :oops:
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I'm afraid that paper is just not agreeable with my eyes.

It looks like whoever hung it has never papered before, they have made a right pigs ear of it!
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At first I thought Royaloak had posted the pic upside down, and the ceiling was a carpet in a white tiled bathroom!... :lol:
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Gadget wrote:At first I thought Royaloak had posted the pic upside down, and the ceiling was a carpet in a white tiled bathroom!... :lol:

Looks like it, Gadget. Even shows the bidet spray and the light to check what is being sprayed. :shock: :shock:

Sorry for that, ROC, :-P :-P

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ha ha......like an arabs khazi.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bog off Dave, you just made me spray my monitor with beer!!
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I quite like it as a carpet pattern
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Hope they are not thinking of selling in the near future,truly horrible.
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lockie wrote:Hope they are not thinking of selling in the near future,truly horrible.

Selling within the year..................big big mistake with the paper, but you can't tell some people.
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That is shocking!
And the paper looks like sopmething out of a whorehouse.
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Beachcomber wrote:That is shocking!
And the paper looks like sopmething out of a whorehouse.
And how would you know??... :wink:
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