i am about to set off with the missus on a trip. she picks up the road map (I hate daft navs and dumb dumb,s. They constantly send cars into rivers

) and informs me she will direct me. I said now way?
this is the issue though. I tell her where we are going, then show her at least TWO roads before the road we have to turn into. I tell her that once we get closer, she should inform me that I will be taking the third road on the left further down the road.
Next thing you know, she tells me: ''oh, I think you've just gone past it''.
So I never allow her to direct me anywhere. I check my route before we leave and make out notes on an A4 paper which I use as a guide.
Women are Useless with directions, fact

Men will always be kids. Even after they have grown up, they keep trying to go back where they originally came from!