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I bought three items of clothing today......

When i got home....

2 out of the three wernt the size it said on the hanger ::b
The third, had a dodgy seam, hiden where it was folded round on the hanger ::b ::b

::b ::b ::b

I remeber why i hate it now :lol:
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i wont go shopping with the missus, cos right about the time she starts moaning about going cloths shopping with me, i start to get this voice in my head tell me to turn into a murdering nutter!
'you dont want that one, its not your size' how does she know? does she get the tape measure out when im asleep?
'dont like that one' good f*ucking job your not wearing it!
'keep the hanger' why? theres no f*ucking room in the cupboard for my cloths any more, but what the hell, we'll have more hangers
' what size shoe are you' 14, 'nor your not like' that must be why no other size fits me!!!! right around this time, i start to think of different ways you could use a coat hanger to kill some one
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Mrs Stoday keeps telling me to buy new clothes. Dunno why because the old ones are not yet worn out.

I lost 4 stone a couple of years ago, so they have plenty of space in them. I tell her that if I got clothes to fit now, I'd put the 4 stone back on.
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Post by panlid »

feva, i presume your clothes consist of black tee shirts and scruggy jeans :wink:
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Oooh! I like that word Panny, "Scruggy" , I'll use that one on my son. :thumbright:
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Hitch wrote:I bought three items of clothing today......

When i got home....

2 out of the three wernt the size it said on the hanger ::b
The third, had a dodgy seam, hiden where it was folded round on the hanger ::b ::b

::b ::b ::b

I remeber why i hate it now :lol:

Now you know the trouble we females have :wink:
I would rather want something I dont have, that have something I dont want
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il buy a load of good t-shirts, then when they start to fade, they turn into work t-shirts! same with jeans. i bought two pairs of jeans a couple of months ago, when i got home the button kept falling of one pair, the next day i was sporting a new set of work cloths!
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feva wrote: i bought two pairs of jeans a couple of months ago, when i got home the button kept falling of one pair, the next day i was sporting a new set of work cloths!

Tut Tut feva, :roll: admit it, you tried to squeeze into a size too small :wink:

When that happens to me, sometimes I blame it on the wrong label size, and other times I blame it on the scales. :wink: :-P
I would rather want something I dont have, that have something I dont want
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My weight goes up and down that much i keep everything and nothings worn out in years. :wink:
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.

I no longer skinny dip, i chunky dunk these day's.
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Post by feva »

bobbie, its not my wieght that makes the jeans tight fitting! :wink: :wink:
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Big Arse :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by feva »

i walked right into that one!
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Arse first. :lol: :lol:
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.

I no longer skinny dip, i chunky dunk these day's.
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:lol: :lol:
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